05.11.10 Meat Dreams, Keith Hernandez

If it doesn’t say “Morning Meat” on the label, it was probably slapped together by some third-world country with slave labor and no running water. Rinse this Meat thoroughly; it’s so much better when it’s wet. Send us tips and links at WithLeather-TIPS@UPROXX.com and follow WL and Josh on Twitter.

• Here’s Keith Hernandez not looking so hot at work. I chalk it up to long hours at work and a very heavy mustache.
  Sportress Of Blogitude.
• Noted recording artist Bow Wow on hiring prostitutes: paying is like cheating. Well, yeah. Especially if you’re married.
  Real Talk NY.
• This guy spent 30 years in jail for a crime he didn’t commit. I think that entitles him to some sort of low-scale killing spree.
  Daily Beast.



• If you’ve already started your Father’s Day shopping, you need to check out the “smart gun.”
  Gamma Squad.
• They’re really remaking Conan the Barbarian? It’s no wonder people don’t go to theatres anymore. We’ve already seen these movies.
  FilmDrunk.
• Apparently there’s an UPROXX NEWS now. This has something to do with cubs in the Bronx Zoo, which sounds like a great topic for a national audience.
  UPROXX.
• I was on the fence about Iron Man 2, but with the Ironette Dancers, I’m totally seeing it now (includes Gina Cantrell, right).
  COED Mag.
• The camera shot you see in every Tarantino movie.
  Unreality Mag.
• More MILFs, this time in animated form. Cartoons do a lot of things, but they’ll never laugh at your small penis.
  TV Squad.
• Here is a story about Matt Capps’ recent success with the Nats, and how he has rebounded.
  TheNatsBlog.
• Former WL contributor Amber Jones dishes on the food choices at Minnesota’s Target Field, complete with her jamming food into her mouth. She knows what you like…
  RandBall.

And apologies to Phil Van Der Vossen (aka “PVDV”) for getting this MILF-y link up late yesterday. We regret the error.