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  1. Okay, fine, ONE LAST ONE! This dumbass is stoked: "Mumbai gunman sentenced to 72 virgins." http://bit.ly/9vAfxn #dumbassday about 10 hours ago via Brizzly
  2. RT @joethepeacock: Joe on AOLNews: Vegan Strip Club: Meat Market Without the Meat http://bit.ly/bxgX0Z about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck
  3. One last #dumbassday entry: "Not news: Woman earns driver's license. Fark: On her 960th try." http://bit.ly/bTNFU5 about 11 hours ago via Brizzly
  4. And I believe we have a winner: http://fk.cm/5280069 #dumbassday about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck
  5. Probably true, but still -- Courtney Love, everybody! http://bit.ly/baXJl3 #dumbassday about 13 hours ago via Brizzly
  6. Via @Goimir: "Today a coworker warned us about flag shirts & Cinco de Mayo." (Story:: http://bit.ly/cS4lZy) #dumbassday about 13 hours ago via Brizzly
  7. Via @Joshua_Rogers: Sending your kid to a public school, only to have them sent home for wearing an American Flag shirt, is a #DumbassDay. about 13 hours ago via Brizzly
  8. But you gotta admit, teabaggers bring the Dumbass tag upon themselves: http://bit.ly/dgdirA. #dumbassday about 14 hours ago via Brizzly
  9. @mattjmobile, if something pro-right makes me laugh, I'll retweet that, too. All you gotta do is bring the snark. about 14 hours ago via Brizzly in reply to mattjmobile
  10. RT @CornMonger: can we call today #teapartyday to be more pc? #dumbassday @fark about 15 hours ago via Brizzly
  11. The Darwin Award should have gone to these dumbasses: http://bit.ly/c2aore. #dumbassday about 15 hours ago via Brizzly
  12. #dumbassday RT @dugitman @upright @fark nice modmin link, Vern (via @chickenlittle) about 15 hours ago via Brizzly
  13. STFU @dugitman: http://bit.ly/ckzRoy about 15 hours ago via Brizzly in reply to dugitman
  14. Via @upright: Who has two thumbs and kills for porn mags? This guy: http://bit.ly/cBp5al. #dumbassday @fark about 16 hours ago via Brizzly
  15. Playing a game with a dumbass ref can cost you your life. So, playing a game can cost you your life: http://bit.ly/aNErpA. #dumbassday about 16 hours ago via Brizzly
  16. Via @BlahBethany: A coworker just argued with me because she thinks Asia is a country. #dumbassday about 16 hours ago via Brizzly
  17. YEP: RT @acnews: Does a hall of famer allegedly raping a 15-year-old runaway qualify for #dumbassday? http://look.ac/duTYVA about 16 hours ago via Brizzly
  18. RT @BJ_G: @fark my donkey couldn't do his multiplication table properly today. #dumbassday about 17 hours ago via Brizzly
  19. (IF IT IS FUNNY, that is... #dumbassday) about 17 hours ago via Brizzly
  20. (Seriously: Post anything about some dumbass, hashtag it with #dumbassday, and we'll retweet.) about 17 hours ago via Brizzly
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