Who needs a purple heart when you can get points?
I bet he got all the orange slices he wanted after that game.
This fail deserves a miniature amount of pointing and laughing.
No one tell him.
"It worked, Chad broke his arm!"
War is Hell.
If it's too loud, you're too scared.
Three fitness heavyweights show you...
"I don't know about this whole cell phone fad," said the dude holding a Palm Pilot.
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If you're anything like the Insane Clown Posse, you probably have some questions about magic and miracles. Perhaps you've asked yourself: "Why can't I see music? Also, how do magnets and rainbows work?" Well all these things can be explained.
Through mother****in' science.
Let's take a moment to honor the acting careers that died to bring us these awesomely awful movies.
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Most losers like to do the whole "get down on one knee" thing when they propose. Don't they know that women love creativity? They want to be hit with a marriage proposal when they least expect it.
During a pelvic exam.
Eeuaughhhhauahhhhh!
Salma Hayek GIFs are mesmerizing
I hate being taken away from the comforts of my pokeball
It's the best workout, considering the situation
Learn Science The Juggalo Way
Michelle has a one person bikini party
Wait, posting threats on Facebook is a BAD IDEA?
Sophie Monk is my favorite kind of monk
He's gonna straight up attack you with the north
Iwanna Irena
The "free pizza" amendment didn't get very far
Men are from Mars and women are from SOME PLACE BORING
All of these things happened to me today
Facebook friends are your only real friends
Ladies and gentlemen, the worst person to ever sign up for a Facebook account
Yeah, right. I'm gonna smoke MAD beers up in this
The coolest thing Guns n' Roses has done since "Welcome to the Jungle"
Nothing phallic here, just twinkling gold rods
Nice work, caption writer. Nice work.
Live together, cry alone