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The reason Lady Gaga passed out three times – Amy Grindhouse

Gerard Butler does Jay Leno – I Need My Fix

What happened to Britney Spears? – Poor Britney

Separated at birth: Cyndi Lauper & Christina Aguilera – Dipped In Cream

I love the 90’s: George Michael’s Freedom ‘90 – Celebrity Smack

Kristen Stewart is just like us – Have U Heard

Vanessa Hudgens is sweeter than candy – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Lindsay Lohan DUI case history – The Star Celeb

After a November event went awry, Justin Bieber’s manager, Scott “Scooter” Braun has surrendered to police over a Twitter dispute.

Justin was set to sign copies of his CD at a Long Island mall in November, 2009. He was forced to cancel the event when 5,000 fans showed up.

Justin was threatened with arrest if he didn’t tweet that the event had been canceled. Scooter reportedly fueled the fire, and instead of tweeting that the event was canceled, he tweeted that the event was still on.

Earlier Wednesday morning, Scott turned himself into police and has been charged with reckless endangerment and obstruction of a governmental administration. He faces one year in jail, if convicted.

Amy Winehouse wants lessons on how to drive. She tweeted, “I WANT. DRIVING LESSONS…an machete BUT. IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE.”

Afterward, she tweeted, “I NEEEEEEEEEED DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE> auntie rene more.!i’ll pay, you jus come’long fo’craziness”

Then, she tweeted, “auntie rene, come help me it’ll be me an violetta. i kkkkknow i’ve misssed the point of this but. but this this this this this this this (sic).”

Can she stay clean enough to learn how to drive?

Lady Gaga’s birthday is on March 28th, but the pop icon took to her Twitter account to gift herself a nice red tea cup.

She tweeted, “http://twitpic.com/1aqjhx – Nothing like a communist-red teacup to make for the perfect Birthday gift. Last words are for fools who haven’t.”

I love her music so much, it’s awesome. I can’t wait to see her live in concert.

Amongst the many women that Tiger Woods has been with and cheated on his wife with, you wouldn’t expect LeAnn Rimes’ name to pop up, like, ever.

In 2002, before LeAnn married Dean Sheremet, she and Tiger were quite the item. A source said, “They hooked up and everything. Tiger was really into her. He likes those blondes!”

Her father didn’t like the idea of the two of them together. The source added, “Then her dad almost had a heart attack. And he made her stop seeing Tiger.”

Taylor Swift is trying to keep her budding relationship with Glee actor Cory Monteith a secret, but she can’t hold onto that for too much longer!

The couple were spotted hanging out at Pins in L.A. last night with buddy Selena Gomez. A source said, “Taylor and Cory definitely looked close – they spent most of the night chatting together and had a long hug before saying goodbye, but their separate exits seemed quite deliberate so people wouldn’t think they were an item.”

Reportedly, Taylor is trying to keep it hush hush because her mother, Andrea, doesn’t want her to throw her career away over a boy. A snitch said, “Taylor is actually pretending not to be interested in Cory so her mother doesn’t scare him off. Taylor’s figured out she better not have any serious mother-daughter conversations about her love life or the relationship will be doomed from the get-go. Taylor really likes Cory, and she’s telling friends she sees real romantic possibilities with him.”

An insider said, “Andrea has told Taylor in no uncertain terms that she must put her career ahead of dating boys. Andrea, who has a firm grip on her daughter’s career and personal life, thinks Taylor has worked far too hard to let everything go to the wall for the sake of a boy.”

Here is a full sized shot of Robert Pattinson’s wax figure that is set to be unveiled at Madame Tussaud’s wax museum in New York, tomorrow.

They got the hair right, but the face seems a little bit like Luke Perry. What do you think?

Rapper 50 Cent has revealed in a new interview that he has a crush on Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Rihanna. He said that he would love to get married to all three of the ladies, in Africa, and have tons of babies with them.

He said, “I would kiss Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Rihanna. I would marry Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Rihanna in Africa, I’d have three wives! And I would avoid wearing condoms and have really big families.”

Fiddy also spoke out about Bey’s and Gaga’s video for Telephone. He said, “I think the video is hot. But there’s a shot in the video in the diner that’s just breasts. And it looks great, but if I shot the same shot in my music video, they would make me edit that immediately. Even if I had someone who was recognizable female talent that was part of the project, they wouldn’t allow that to go. They would think it was you taking advantage of a girl for marketing purposes or whatever. It’s their personal perception of your intentions of how you utlize it. Like, ‘It’s Britney bitch’ nobody has a problem with that. But if I say, ‘It’s 50 bitch’, everyone’s like, ‘Oh my God! You got to edit that.’”

Welcome to the world of double standards.

Rumor has it that Russell Brand has grown tired of his fiancee, Katy Perry, after only three months of being engaged.

According to the Daily Mail:

Certainly the couple have been pictured of late looking less than happy.

A source said: ‘Russell adores Katy, but he’s not sure he’s capable of being tied down.

‘Everyone who knows him isn’t really that surprised. He has a habit of declaring that a girl is “The One” during the first weeks of dating, but it’s just that it’s never been this high profile before.

There are also rumors floating around that the couple have split up. Could it be true?

Just yesterday it was said that Justin Bieber debuted his new girlfriend, who kept mum when speaking to reporters. The truth is, tweeners, is that’s Justin’s publicist, Melissa Victor.

Yes, you can calm down now.

GlobalGrind reports:

This is Melissa Victor, the Senior Director of Publicity for Island/Def Jam and Justin’s publicist. She is close friend of GlobalGrind’s and she definitely is not dating Justin Bieber, she works for dude, and she’s double his age. So, on to the next one and get your facts straight.

Now can we all go about our business?

Instead of saying take us to your leader, the aliens say, “Take us to Lady Gaga”. I love it!

Yesterday, Christina Aguilera unveiled the new cover art for her upcoming single, Not Myself Tonight. Today. she has given us the lyrics, along with another countdown for tomorrow.

Check out the official lyrics: (more…)

Tila Tequila, in her neverending quest for fame, fortune, or whatever, has sent a message to Lady Gaga on Twitter, stating that she would like to work with her on a song.

Tila tweeted, “@ladygaga hey whore!!!!!! U know what’s epic? Do a song with me, you sing while I eat your vag and spit some hard lyrics for ya! LADY TILA!”

Gross. I couldn’t even picture this ever happening. I hope Lady Gaga doesn’t even know who she is, let alone respond to that nastiness.

So trashy.

Christina Aguilera has announced on her official website that her new single is titled, Not Myself Tonight. She has also released the official single cover, which you can view here.

She also has some other big news to announce, with another countdown on her website. At noon tomorrow, we’ll have more Christina news! Stay tuned!

Madonna is multi-talented!

The singer is dipping into the retail fashion market and is gearing up to release her own Material Girl line of clothing.

Celebrity Clothing Line reports:

Expect to see a juniors’ line called “Material Girl” in Macy’s which will be launched in August. Madonna gave a brief statement:

“Joining forces with Iconix to bring my fashion ideas to consumers is very exciting for me. I look forward to working closely with Neil and his team to create and translate my vision and ideas for MG Icon.”

The clothing line includes apparel, footwear, handbags and jewelry and is aimed for teens and young adults, ranging in age from 13 to 25. The line is reportedly inspired by Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes.

Amy Winehouse is backing a new campaign which is seeking to encourage women to take better care of their vaginas.

The makers of Mooncup, a new feminine hygiene product, are surveying women around the world, trying to break the taboo surrounding women’s reproductive organs.

Contact Music reports:

To promote their product, Mooncup bosses are asking ladies to log onto loveyourvagina.com and reveal the nicknames they use for their vaginas.

Amy chimes in, saying that she has already named hers. She said, “I call it my little VaJew-Jew.”