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What's a popular Texas Christian University student to do while visiting Breckenridge Colorado Campus on Winter Break ? Get your butt branded...isn't it obvious! Amon Cartor IV, nicknamed Chance and encouraged by friends with video cams and still photos did just that, getting Greek fraternity ,and sorority symbols burned into his ass forever! Continue reading "VIDEO Ass Branding legal on Colo campus, despite severe burns, surgery on Texas Christian U students buttocks"

Presidential CPAC straw poll:

Ron Paul 31%
Mitt Romney 22%
Sarah Palin 7%
Tim Pawlenty 6%
Mike Pence 5%
Newt Gingrich 4%
Mike Huckabee 4%
Mitch Daniels 2%
John Thune 2%
Rick Santorum 2%
Haley Barbour 1%

General CPAC straw poll:

Jim Demint 73%
Glenn Beck 70%
Rush Limbuah 70%

So the top political voices for Republicans are the primarily Anti-Obamians Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Jim Demint and a crazy as a loon Libertarian Ayn Randian Evangelical Pro Life Creationist Ron Paul, who doubles as Mad Max in the movies.

The only seemingly reasonable name in the top five is Mitt Romney who wears long underwear and believes Jesus is from Michigan.

Which of course the GOP says means they will take both Houses of Congress in 2010 and the White House in 2012! Shamefully it's what we are - selfish, stupid and violent.    

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What's in a name? Would a non Christian by any other name smell so bad? I am sure you would not be reading this had the name been Melissa Rose.

This is an issue that we experience often down here in Dumbutt, Texas. Students suddenly - and on their own - begin pushing their ignorant Southern redneck Jesus crap into schools and school functions. While the media pretends it is not the ignorant Southern redneck parents behind it all.

In this case some in her 8th grade class at West Lake Middle school in Apex, North Carolina left a Bible and a large Xmas card featuring Jesus on her desk because they claimed, she hated Jesus.

Ms Hussain went on her FACEBOOK page and complained calling it a possible Hate Crime. It then got worse, the students began reading out load from their Bibles and singing JESUS LOVES ME during class, we know how it goes down here, let me tell you! Comments upon her facebook made by others called these ignorant Southern Rednecks - are you ready for this? Ignorant Southern Rednecks!

Melissa is suspended with pay as the ignorant Southern Rednecks of Apex, North Carolina try to get her head on a platter and back to Iran or New England where she belongs. Which they will undoubtedly manage to do, for as you know neither  politicians nor the main stream media are ALLOWED to disparage God or Jesus without paying a heavy price.

Facebook Teacher gets suspended McClactchy news
Melissa Hussain committed Thought Crime at Pharyngula. 

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Readers may remember a very young boy, Ryan White (the boy in the red shoes) as an AIDS victim, who became infected from a blood transplant. Americans were first becoming aware of the disease, there was a great deal of hatred and indeed the Reagan administration did not address it seriously. After all, other than Ryan White, and others like him it was "A gay disease, or something drug addicts contracted, certainly not a concern of Republicans. From the interview in Parade with Elton John : "Every time I sing 'The Ballad of the Boy in the Red Shoes' onstage, I say that this is a song written about a time when people in America started getting AIDS and your president, Ronald Reagan, did nothing about it. I get boos. There's a lot of hate in the world."Apparently Elton John doesn't realize Reagan has been canonized here. Continue reading "PHOTO: Jesus was Gay opines Sir Elton John , also Reagan, conquering AIDS "

Here is Seth MacFarlane on Bill Maher telling the truth about those who don't want Gays serving in the military. They are... yeah, you got it! Continue reading "Video: Seth MacFarlane on those FOR dont ask dont tell"

If reality show developers were using their heads, they'd follow the dramatic stories which lead up to, then come to fruition in the Boston Filenes' basement for three frantic hours each year, when brides-to-be vie for the gown of their dreams, for thousands of dollars off - with the stamina and finesse of roller derby queens. Heaven help the groom whose feet catch a chill!

What makes a bowl of Ramen worth $100 in Tokyo? Amazingly the purveyor has customers who seem to believe the "twenty five years of experience" is worth it. He's lucky the thrifty brides from Filene's aren't popping in for a pick-me-up after the sale! Continue reading " VIDEO Oddball :Boston, Filenes annual sale, brides stampede, save thousands, A 100 dollar bowl of ramen in Tokyo"

The Gold is shared by Jed Babbin, editor of Human Events, and Sen. Scott Brown R - Mass Those wild and crazy conservatives know there's nothing funnier than a tragedy, only hours old, like Thursday's plane crash into an Austin IRS building. As Babbin demonstrated, it's the perfect topic for a light hearted moment of introduction and a few yuks. Brown wasted no time in identifying with the frustrated pilot, assured it would boost his campaign with the average, frustrated folk. Continue reading " VIDEO Olbermann Worst: Jed Babbin, Sen Scott Brown R, Mass, Hottie in Ky, Rush Limbaugh and Bill OReilly "

A cult of morons... Like morons throughout history, these particular morons are angry at the wrong people over the wrong things.  Which means they are indeed the inarticulate angry morons they seem to be, or there is something else behind their crap... Begins with an N...  Continue reading "Video: Bill Maher proves The Tea Party is a cult feb 19 2010"

Bill Maher makes fun of Tiger Woods, poor billionaire that he is. I remember years ago a cable salesman came to my door to sell me a bigger cable package that included, OH MY GOD, the Golf Channel! I reciprocated to that silliness by doing a Monty Python silly walk for him, only to find out he was serious!    Maher helps clear that up for me, golf is the sport of the people who control what's on television! I have a tree that is more exciting that the Golf Channel...  Continue reading "Video: Bill Maher Tiger Woods Monlogue feb 19 2010"

Bill Maher is back with Seth MacFarlane no less. Point well taken of Sarah Palin giving political bloviator Rush Limbaugh a free ride for using the dreaded "R" word repeatedly because he was being satirical (though he was not being satirical) but no free ride for actual satirist Seth MacFarlane using it actually satirical. But you see, that doesn't matter because Sarah Palin's fans are THAT stupid. To top this off, the actress playing the voice of the Down Syndrome girl is an actual Down Syndrome girl who has voiced her disapproval of Sarah Palin speaking for her.

Full video of song My Downs Syndrome Girl

Continue reading "Video: Bill Maher and Seth MacFarlane disucss Retarded Americans feb 19 2010"

Gosh, I listened to this tripe blankly until he stepped away and went hugging down that line of supporters, and I began laughing and am still laughing... Silliest damn thing I ever saw... Taking so much joy in the suffering of this dull knife wakes some concern that I may be becoming a Republican. They say it happens as you age, it's like liver spots and having to pee a lot... Videos so far have cut this off, I am sure to get the right one later, suffice it to say its like a jury of his peers who have judged him HUGGABLE!!   Continue reading "Video: Tiger Woods is sorry and the hugging got silly"

If you were unawares, the man behind the Tea Party movement, Texan Dick Armey and his Freedom Works is most famous for when he was House Majority leader calling Representative Barney Frank, "Barney Fag". Just to get the taste of Tea Bagging into your face if you will. Secondarily his celebrity was because he voted against HEAD START every time it came to a vote, often he was the only such vote in the world. Helping kids at risk is way WAY way WAY down on Dick's to do list. Top of the list of course is to make sure those with them most don't have to pay taxes.

So here in Texas one cannot get away from this image which I have seen literally hundreds of times already on tv. There can be now better political ad in Texas than this. Darkened faces of the opposition superimposes with a queer Yankee liberal. Primary over! End of story! Bye Bye Kay Bailey Hutchinson!   

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"Well, Mr. Big Brother IRS man, let's try something different; take my pound of flesh and sleep well." Joe Stack's last words.

It seems Joe Stack was not only in trouble with the IRS but seems he moved from California to Texas because two of his businesses there were suspended by the California Franchise Tax Board. Austin plane crash pilot had ties to Sacramento

Mr. Stack was an equal opportunity hate the government wingnut. Driven by both Ronald Reagan who sanitized this kind of visceral hatred of the American Government, coupled with that intense Cato/Libertarian belief that taxation is not only unconstitutional and socialist but outright theft. Though his online rant was full of hatred at both ends of the political spectrum, it is those on the Right, including the New Senator from Massachusetts Scott Brown, who understand his pain.

Stack could not have been doing too poorly owning a $50,000 plane and the hanger and upkeep fees. Also keep in mind that his new wife and 12 year old step daughter left the home the day before to stay with neighbors.

But even with all that that, he caused the death of only one other person and he had the character to take himself along with his Ronald Reagan Belief System. This makes this TAX-NUT pale in comparison to our most infamous home grown GUN-NUT Tim McVeigh who took out 169 people and was too cowardly to go along with them. Though he did understand that by bravely facing execution he would become a hero in GunAmerica, he was right about that!

There are two profound lies at work in America told by Republicans. That we are over taxed and we need more guns to keep us safe.

We are BY FAR the most gun owning, gun violent, gun crazy nitwits on the planet and also the least taxed nation in the civilized world.

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If Joseph Stack's friends were clueless, he couldn't have had any, or he must not have shared his philosophy of taxes and the illegality of the IRS. I find the latter difficult to believe. If you've known someone who is into this fringe, cultish movement, they approach it with the evangelical zeal of a new religious convert combined with an old school Amway sales-person. In Stack's case it was said to be his passion. This, combined with the actions taken before his flight and his 3,000 word manifesto, which can be read in the first link,  suggest a man whose anger would be nearly impossible to miss. Continue reading "VIDEO: Austin Friends didn't see pilot Joseph Stacks passion for IRS feud"

Golden Guy, Ann Coulter: Coulter started a column about Iran's potential nuclear capability, but without warning, veered from that topic on two screeching wheels, onto a completely Bitchy and off topic exit. Coulter, obviously in the throes of a sexual identity dilemma, accelerated from nukes to attacking Keith Olbermann, his deceased mother's nightgowns, sidekick Richard Wolffe and his sexual problems as the Coultergeist perceives them and drifts to a halt with an attack on Rachel Maddow. The video gives you every perverted detail of Coulter's rant, and an opportunity to play along at home, in an attempt to merge this exit into the nasty and self-revelatory statements of and about Coulter himself, somehow back to Iran, nukes, or anything relevant at all , good luck! Continue reading "VIDEO: Not WORST Olbermann: Ann Coulter and his sexual identity , Glenn Beck, Marsha Blackburn R,Tenn"

Austrian biochemists Frank Madeo and Tobias Eisenberg at the University of Graz have found that the substance spermadine slows the aging process. Slowing Aging ... With Semen - Time Magazine  

Spermidine is contained in high concentrations in male sperm. Earth News

This led me to some Googling which found that not only does sperm chemically reduce the aging process in cell structures, but that for many years it has been known that its high protein content reduces facial wrinkles.

While driving my Hummer down Santa Monica boulevard listening to BJ Thomas sing about raindrops on my head I ruminated about my lost love laced with indifference as I failed to come up with some way of expressing just how wonderful this news is. Full time story below. 

Continue reading "Austrian Research shows Semen slows the aging process"

Pssst.....I know how old Barbie is. Not to burst anyone's bubble, but this plastic chick has held 124 jobs since her debut in a zebra striped bathing suit in 1959 where she had a pretty good gig, just sun tanning and going on glamorous dates. Now she wants to really work for a living, when she could could kick back and draw a pension! You'd think she'd have 'found herself' by now. Babs has been everything from an astronaut, to a rock star. and race car driver. The owner of the plush Malibu Barbie mansion wants to work with binary code, subsist on Cheetos, soda, and pizza, and forget about those glam vacations! Woman in the industry discuss what aspects of authenticity Mattel has hit, and what they've missed. Continue reading "PHOTO: Barbie, from sex bomb to computer engineer, does geeky Barbie fit in a mans world"

Here's a nice little ditty by Glenn Beck who now swears he's never been a global warming denier. "Al Gore is full of crap I promise you now I'm going to idle my SUV 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week..to make sure that it doesn't snow again in May in Virginia if we don't find Al Gore by 5 o'clock I'm starting an Amber Alert.I don't want to panic anyone but it is strange that he has just disappeared in the largest snowfall in Virginia history. But you'd have to think..Wow I've just wasted my life haven't I, wow everything I worked on seems to be a miserable failure." Continue reading "VIDEO: Rachel Maddow warns Beck, Back Off, Bill Nye involved"

I know many Fox News viewers wonder where those pain in the behind liberals come from, brain washing is the only explanation which makes sense after viewing the discussion on Fox News, (always fair and balanced), of a vague study showing college graduates tend to be liberal. An episode with Tucker Carlson, titled "College Skews Political Spectrum: Study shows that a college degree skews a person's political beliefs," clears the matter up. There are no real answers other than to hire more "diverse" professors. Continue reading "VIDEO: Fox News, Study proves colleges brain wash conservative students"

What a line-up for Worst Persons in the World! It's wonderful when a toad who is completely deprived of beauty, brains, and charm feels perfectly okay in attacking people obviously more blessed in those areas, and so many more. Conveniently, Rush Limbaugh demonstrates this petty, nasty habit, with his recent comments about Barack Obama. It comes as no surprise. Limbaugh did attack (then) small First Daughter Chelsea Clinton as "The White House Dog." Is it any wonder the Golden Milk Bone is his today. Silver winner Dick Morris, letting the lid off of the Bush - Cheney cookie jar of 9-11, and Bronze winner, the strong, silent Tiger Woods follow. Continue reading "VIDEO: Olbermann Worst, Rush Limbaugh disses Obamas looks, brains, Dick Morris 9 11 confession, Tiger Woods"

Parents are outraged!  Children have had their innocence destroyed! Naughty words were said to be used while answering questions the girls - 6th through 8th grade - asked concerning keep the groping boys at bay. Questions relating to not getting STDs or pregnant. Oh the horror!
Parents want Hitchcock school board member Shirley Price to resign.

The school board members are siding with Ms Price including a few local ministers, while what seems and organized group of parents are up in arms screaming for her head on a platter.

And below is the key to the issue which the Houston Chronicle so LOUDLY ignors!  Continue reading "Parents in Hitchock, Texas want Shirley Price to resign for sex talk to middle school girls"

"My dad's an accountant, and my mom's the former governor of Alaska." Family Guy cartoon character Ellen who has a touch of Downs.

I watched this episode of FAMILY GUY the other night and said to myself. "Self, Seth MacFarlane has specifically called Sarah Palin out for a political correctness brawl!"

And sure enough the airhead from Wasilla took the bait hook, whine and sucker. Not sure what MacFarlane has planned but I am sure it will be really funny! Which will also be all over cable news for days on end! I love it being FOX too...  Of course this will all make her fans even more enamored to her, which of course is the whole point of all this, going from millionaire to multi millionaire on the back of anger and ignorance. Sarah Palin says MacFarlane gave her a kick in the gut
Continue reading "VIDEO: Alaska retard Sarah Palin versus Quahog retard Peter Griffin"

Golden Boy Glenn Beck  "We've just caught the second most important guy in al-Qaeda!" There are more than a couple things wrong with Beck's reaction, but one is consistent, his obsession with doing great violence to the captive. Only when asked does he mention whether he'd do this before or after questioning him. Frankly, I don't believe questioning him had crossed his wee mind. Gosh, I don't know how Beck gets passed over for diplomatic appointments. Crazy Silver award winner today, Steve King R-Iowa, along with his Desert Eagle pistol, and not-so thinly veiled racism, and Bronze winner Tom Wroblewski, the small businessman's friend specializing in "Impeach Obama" billboards are next. Continue reading "VIDEO Olbermann Worst: Glenn Beck Tal Qaeda, Steve King crazy coon, Tom Wroblewski Impeach Obama"

If your dream is to watch baristas wearing little more than smiles and sexy lingerie, serving coffee to others from a tiny booth from the comfort of your la-z-boy,this is a dream come true. For a mere $3.99 per month, the you too can join The Executive Club, and watch the very nearly bare nekkid ladies as they serve coffee for your friends and neighbors from their espresso stand. Don't let anyone call you a voyeur, at least you won't be freezing your nipples off while pretending you're there for the coffee. Peek-A-Brew-Espresso in bucolic Bonney Lake, WA. Just like mom used to make hey! Continue reading "PHOTO:: Voyeur alert, nearly nude baristas in sexy lingerie serve hot stuff via web cam, Bonney Lake, Wa"

On this President's Day Special Comment, Keith Olbermann explores how fear often leads to racism. We like to believe we've made great strides in the past fifty years, but perhaps the same feelings and fear of the unknown are there, but wearing the guise of a political movement, such as the Tea baggers?  Continue reading " VIDEO Olbermann Special Comment: fear, racism discrimination disguised as political groups"