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A GLOBAL GAME THAT NEVER ENDS

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Fri., 1/15/10 Bookmark and Share

Hey boys and girls, let's play "Name That Country!" I'll give you a few clues, then the first one of you to guess the country's name wins a prize. Ready? Let's go!

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COUNTERFEIT CONSERVATIVES

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Thu., 1/14/10 Bookmark and Share

You would think that leading conservatives in our country would be, you know... conservative. As in being very opposed to letting government authorities intrude into people's privacy and personal liberties.

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MICHAEL CHERTOFF WANTS TO SEE YOU NAKED

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Wed., 1/13/10 Bookmark and Share

Pardon my modesty, but why is there such an unseemly rush by homeland security officials and assorted terrorism experts to sneak a peek in my underwear?

Lest you think I've tumbled... [read more]


A NEW NAME FOR THE OCCUPATION

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Tue., 1/12/10 Bookmark and Share

It's official. MNF-I is no longer. It has become USF-I.

Almost no one in America noticed. And almost no one in Iraq cared. MNF-I was the military acronym for... [read more]


FLYING NAKED

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Mon., 1/11/10 Bookmark and Share

Attention people. I have discovered some stunning information involving our national security. I now know the ultimate goal of the horrific al Qaeda terrorist network. I deduced their evil intentions by tracking the pattern of... [read more]


LET'S CHUCK THE BOTTLE

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Thu., 1/7/10 Bookmark and Share

Bottled pollution.

I know we’re a nation of inveterate consumers, but who would buy pollution in a bottle?

Well, millions of Americans do, to the tune of... [read more]