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Give McClatchy credit. While other national news services were burying Jim DeMint’s hold on Erroll Southers to become head of the TSA, McClatchy is covering the GOoPer obstructionist politics that have visibly weakened our nation.

But absent any mediawide attention, Republicans continue to behave badly.

Meanwhile, Florida Republican Rep. John Mica said in a statement that the TSA had grown lost and bloated in bureaucracy and called for a review.

Mica also said Congress “must change the process by which TSA administrators serve. There has been no TSA administrator for nearly a year and the next one will be the fifth in eight years. Running a security agency with a revolving door is a recipe for failure.”

TSA is rudderless thanks to people who think that transforming yourself into a legislative buttplug is somehow patriotic. Democrats have been blocked from appointing their first TSA administrator, yet Floridian blowhard Mica wants Congress to step in because Bush couldn’t keep anyone in the job (they kept leaving to cash in with a private sector gig).

Another emerging GOoPer talking point is that Obama waited 243 days before nominating Southers, but forgets to mention that that’s because of the backlog of nominees who’ve been held up in the Senate. Why rush to nominate someone to stand at the back of a very long line?

There is no defense for what the Republicans are doing, so expect them to just start yammering more loudly while their accomplices in the corporate media continue to bury the real news on page 18-B. The Daily Beast slyly tells the real story:

BERJAYANote how the lead story comes from a real newspaper, while the RNC talking point is being flogged by Politico (Drudge Lite). And almost no one is talking about how the Republicans have repeated voted against TSA funding measures over the last year.

Meanwhile, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab is laying in a hospital bed trying to figure out how his scorched nuts have advanced his cause while others are wondering why the Bush administration released the Detroit plotters in 2007 to the custody of a Saudi art therapy program.

[more on Bush era counter-terrorism efforts]

[questions the media's not asking but should be]

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The 9th U.S. Circuit of Appeals continues to be the only high court in the land that respects precedent or the Constitution. They’ve just ruled that tasers clearly constitute excessive force when police encounter non-violent suspects.

It’s being called a landmark decision.

Not shooting traffic violators full of electricity is now considered a breakthrough in American justice.

Thomas Jefferson wept.

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Another McClatchy story worth noting, this one their coverage of the Bristol Palin-Levi Johnston custody case. Nothing much to add but the judge unsealing the court records is bound to have consequences.

Like maybe we’ll finally find out what Tripp’s real birthday is. And maybe Levi’s attorney can ask Bristol under oath how many children she has.

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Zionists keep pressing to have Jonathan Pollard released from American prison where he’s serving a life sentence for treason, yet they keep persecuting Mordechai Vanunu, the low level nuclear plant technician who leaked to the UK press proof that Israel was the world’s sixth largest nuclear power.

Vanunu served an 18-year sentence, and is still forbidden to talk to foreigners.

Leaking proof of what everyone already knows to the press is not spying. Spying is when you give top secret information to foreign powers, like Pollard did.

Israel still refuses to acknowledge they have nuclear weapons, weapons they developed in concert with South Africa back in the ’60s.  Back when the population of Gaza wasn’t most refugees and the descendants of refugees. Back when Israel could still claim to have a soul.

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Tim Russert isn’t befouling the set of Meet the Press anymore, but the show is permanently tainted by General Electric’s politics. Care to guess who holds the record for most MTP appearances in 2009?

Try Newt fucking Gingrich, the disgraced former Speaker of the House who hasn’t held public office for eleven years, and who has no formal position in the Republican party.

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Reading an otherwise dull and uninteresting piece on intelligence, I just learned that brushing your teeth with your non-dominant hand will increase your will and focus.

So I just tried brushing my teeth left-handed. I am now 100% focused on the spots where I bruised my gums.

Who says junk science doesn’t work?

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Latest document showing Iran nuclear progress is being called a forgery by U.S. intelligence.

I guess the whiteout over Saddam’s name was a giveaway.

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Latest Orly Taitz sighting may help teabaggers with their spelling skills but be warned that eventually she will break your heart.

In other news, Ted Nugent says Obama = Mao, and the Nugester just wants to “throw up.”

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Guess who’s first on Mother Jones’ list of Capitol Hill’s Most Unhinged Republicans. Even Michele Bachmann can’t top folks like Louie Gohmert and Steve King.

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Dow 4000, a much longer than usual Clusterfuck Nation post.

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Al Giordano’s been blogging ten years now.

There are worse people you could give your money to.

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Howie the Whore made a list. Reality didn’t intrude on it in the slightest. Juan Cole also made a list, and packed more truth into his Top Ten Middle East Crises 2009 than Howie could pull out of an entire decade.

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In other media news, APSE just honored the top newspaper sports web sites. The Strib so highly values their sports coverage, they recently put their Vikings’ coverage behind a paywall.

So how did the Strib rank for sports coverage?

Not in the Top 10. Not in the Honorable Mention list either.

And none of the winners found it necessary to bleed their readers for extra revenue beyond what the advertisers paid.

But maybe APSE just hates whiners, and after last night’s OT loss to the Bears, the local sports writers are whining up a storm.

Over at Romenesko, Alan Mutter says more succinctly what I’ve been saying all along about the death of newspapers:

“One of the problems is newspapers fired so many journalists and turned them loose to start so many blogs,” says Alan Mutter. “They should have executed them. They wouldn’t have had competition. But they foolishly let them out alive.”

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Dennis Brutus, R.I.P.

Some perspective from the NYTimes this morning:

BERJAYAThe only way you can say Detroit was Obama’s fault is if you believe that Bush-Cheney failed completely to safeguard our air traffic, and that Obama should be held responsible for not fixing the mess they left behind.

Despite the fact that the Obama administration’s nominee to head the very poorly run Transportation Security Agency, former FBI agent/counterterrorism expert Erroll Southers, still hasn’t gotten a confirmation vote thanks to a hold put on his nomination by Jim DeMint.

Why is DeMint’s hold on Southers not front page news in the wake of the would be Detroit bomber? Especially given that DeMint placed the hold because “he wants additional testimony to clarify Southers’s stand on unionizing the TSA.”

There you have it. Obama’s TSA is still being run by Bush-Cheney holdovers because Jim DeMint’s worried about a possible union recruiting drive at TSA.

Worst fucking opposition party ever. They should all wear Mao jackets and grow Hitler mustaches. If I was as slimy as them, I’d have headlined this item: Jim DeMint refuses to OK black man as TSA head; is racism to blame for the Detroit near bombing?

And that would still be less misleading than DeMint’s hold on Southers over the possible unionization of TSA, an agency currently crippled by the primitive religious beliefs of countless key personnel who promote based on which church you go to, and yes, I’ve got notes in client resume files that make exactly that case.

TSA is the worst federal agency ever, and the Republicans don’t want it fixed. They need terrorism to happen because without it all they have are gays, women and immigrants to blame everything on, and those groups just aren’t scary enough anymore.

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Bob Herbert on the ruinous tax about to be imposed on “Cadillac” health plan payers.

Yes, you can hold Obama responsible for this, and you should. But what Herbert and everyone else misses is that this isn’t about punishing the policy holders, it’s about punishing corporations that take care of their employees.

The Cadillac tax will end all incentive anyone ever had for wanting better benefits, and that’s exactly what the health insurance industry wants. By the time they get done a la carting and denying, health insurance will simply be another layer of expense between consumers and pay-as-you-go, massive deductible-driven healthcare.

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China executed a British heroin smuggler despite UK protests.

Really, it’s not hard at all to see why the Republicans loving being in bed with the Chinese. Beijing and Birmingham have always been on the same wavelength when it comes to law’n'order.

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Would Thailand be deporting Hmong to Laos if Secretary of State Clinton had offered to take them instead?

Are our DFL elected leaders talking with the federal government in urgent tones, or casual emails? Senate Republicans can’t block our taking in more refugees so wtf is going on?

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I really don’t think I could ever vote for anyone who uses the word “visionary” to describe a budget strategy.

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AP:

“I do not feel protected against Sarah Palin in a closed proceeding,” Johnston said in an affidavit. “I hope that if it is open she will stay out of it. Bristol’s attorney is her attorney.”

I don’t know if Levi can win, but I do know that an open court hearing to Sarah Palin would be like sunshine to a vampire.

The local judge will protect her secrets. Maybe.

Who knows? Or more to the point, who would ever find out? The Strib is still refusing to run negative stories about the Rouge machine and I expect the national press to steer clear (cowards, every last one of them).

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For those who obsess over drinking while driving cases, there’s one in Lakeville where thank god there are witnesses for a change, and an open and shut case is now revolving around “did she signal a right turn and get into the right turn lane before blowing through the intersection?”

While I’m sure a sizable majority of accidents involving drunk drivers are the fault of the impaired motorist, I’m also sure thousands of people just over the limit who did nothing wrong have been hung out to dry by draconian laws that take the justice out of our courtrooms and replace it with a one breathalyzer fits all drivers so hang ‘em mentality.

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The NYTimes joins the iSlate rumor frenzy.

Which means we now get treated to the Wall Street POV:

Another interesting tidbit that helps back up the idea of a 10-inch screen comes from the Taiwanese publication Digitimes, which reported on Monday that Apple was trying to strengthen the glass of such a screen and was forced to delay the product’s introduction until the first quarter of next year. The report cited unnamed sources “from Apple’s component suppliers.”

It comes out when it’s ready. Apple hasn’t announced anything about this product, but Wall Street is already judging Apple’s stock by whether or not this product gets rushed to market Microsoft style (fix the bugs after you’ve sold a million units).

Wall Street consistently punishes manufacturers who develop and sell products responsibly. They’d rather see a stock yo-yo on rumors than wait for an actual product to be debuted.

They really are the worst people in the world, and we keep encouraging them in that regard.

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There are, unbelievably, Illinois Republicans more batshit insane than Alan Keyes.

Meet Andy Martin, the guy running radio ads claiming that IL GOP Senate frontrunner Mark Kirk is gay.

In the radio ad, which aired Monday on WGN-AM and WBBM-AM, Martin attributes a “solid rumor that Kirk is a homosexual” to conservative Republican businessman Jack Roeser. Martin’s ad also claims that Raymond True, the chairman of the conservative Republican Assembly of Lake County organization, says Kirk has surrounded himself with homosexuals. The ad says Kirk should address the rumors.

And maybe the Illinois Republican party should ask itself what’s so terrible about having a gay senator?

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How broke is Illinois? The state that (wisely imho) cut off Joseph Smith’s head in a lynching with quality control issues, is now promoting Nauvoo as an LDS tourist destination.

That tourism article, btw, lies about Smith’s death saying he was shot dead. No, he was shot, shot some more, and then a member of the lynch mob attempted (whether he succeeded is disputed) to cut Smith’s head off.

I like to think Smith was still alive when they tried to cut his head off, but then again I’m just sort of a pollyanna when it comes to wishing for happy endings.

So long as Mitt Romney keeps running for president, I’ll keep writing about Joseph Smith’s undignified demise.

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GOoPer talking points still drive the gossip media, and the Obama Christmas tree is now being attacked because wingnuts suspect that an ornament with Reagan on it is some kind of Iran-Contra slap.

The voices in their heads just keep getting louder, and extra tinfoil in their hats doesn’t seem to be helping. Really, the only cure is to have their heads sawed off.

I was picking up on this weird vibe but just thinking no, the Xmas stuff is better than I’m used to, that’s all.

Forgot the Vikings are playing in Chicago on Monday Night Football. An hour before kickoff traffic started getting a little manic but in general traffic’s been moving like people were in a hurry to get somewhere.

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BERJAYA

All I can say is that Jeff Sessions must have the most diehard Republican constituency of anyone in Congress.

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RahmBO.

Sorry, wrong link and when no one tells me until the next day, it’s too late to find the old one.

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BERJAYA

BTD on killing filibusters.

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Iran

Honduras

Molly Ivins

Iran

Honduras

Top 5 lies

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Since I doubt you’d click a link labeled Robert Cruickshank on the ’90s, here’s an excerpt to whet your interest:

If you want to defeat the right, we must defeat corporatism. This is a truth I thought we’d all learned during the decade now ending, but apparently we did not.

The right-wing in the United States is still a fringe movement when you look at its overall numbers. Teabaggers are a noisy but tiny group not worth the concern. Even after 30+ years of right-wing dominance of our politics, their ideas remain fundamentally unpopular.

So why do they dominate politics? Because they made an alliance with the corporations.

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Here’s Ann Laurie’s spin on pretty much what I’ve been carping about regarding wingnuts and media flipping out over a guy who burned his gonads trying to blow up a plane.

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Mick on the politics of Dixie, and still more on that from Brendan Nyhan who has charts and should be taken seriously. In fact he’s got an interesting corollary to my Dixie-is-to-blame-for-everything theory. He points out that they were less obstructionist when segregation was the law. But good winners aren’t necessarily good losers, and that’s where my fingerpointing comes in.

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Frankenfood and genetic patents.

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A last resort trick that can often keep you from getting evicted when you go into foreclosure: make them show you the original mortgage documents!

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More history lessons than you’re used to getting from me, but I’ve been running into some good ones lately. If you can’t immediately remember who Eugene Hasenfus was, you need to click for a quick refresher.

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Just checked an email address I don’t use much and found it filled with this link: Details released in Polk deputy’s arrest.

A Polk County sheriff’s deputy was arrested after allegedly showing a Glock handgun and threatening to kill his wife on Christmas, according to an Altoona police report.

I don’t stay in touch with many folks in Des Moines, but apparently they all took note of this domestic terrorism story. This deputy sheriff is the most notorious narcotics cop in Des Moines. Narcotics is a bit misleading because mostly he’s a lazy asshole who busts pot smokers and tries to configure the bust so as to generate a felony.

Smoking (or growing) pot is not a felony, but it seems like waving a Glock at your wife should be more than just an aggravated misdemeanor.

BERJAYA

Ratcheting up the fear, one bedwetting scare article/editorial at a time.

I don’t think the terror fears that are climbing have much to do with people who actually fly, just with people who sit around and watch cable news.

How did we get to where the equivalent of taking a bus has gotten to be harder than getting into a nuclear facility, while getting in and out of banks (where the money is) remains quite easy?

Nothing about transportation security makes any sense, and none of it is making it any safer (or more dangerous) to fly.

Terrorists are criminals. This is a police matter and military solutions should not apply. It’s not a war, it’s a crime wave, and it’s a crime wave set in motion by our crimes and the crimes of our longest standing allies. If middle easterners all benefited from oil revenues, there would be little Islamic fundamentalism, and terrorism would all but vanish. John Bull and Pepe LePew fucked up the middle east until only American oil companies would touch it. Unfortunately, American oil companies = American government.

Terrorism is simply the byproduct of all of the above. That, or you must believe that certain religions are hardwired to be evil, and that really doesn’t make any sense.

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Krugman votes for “the big zero.”

So let’s bid a not at all fond farewell to the Big Zero — the decade in which we achieved nothing and learned nothing. Will the next decade be better? Stay tuned. Oh, and happy New Year.

Increasingly, I suspect we’ll get something after the fact like the Gilded Age or the Age of Folly or maybe simply the Age of Privileged Wealth.

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I suppose this is something else the O team won’t get around to fixing.

If it doesn’t involve a bankster making more money, I don’t think they’re really paying much attention.

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Leave it to the WaPost to regret the passing of easy to get (but very hard to pay off) student loans at exorbitant interest rates with deals not subject to bankruptcy laws.

In case you missed it, I had a link yesterday to a story that made a good case the only college grads getting decent compensation are those actively working to loot our system and destroy our way of life.

Teachers, doctors? Fuck ‘em. Too many doctors and the rich wouldn’t necessarily be getting better healthcare from a rationed system that privileges money over health. Too many teachers and the rural poor might accidentally get an education. Etc.

It’s all been about Dixifying Reagan’s America into one big slum surrounding a shining gated city on a hill.

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They’re using trucks to transport Hmong back to Laos from Thailand, but really, shouldn’t they be packing them onto box cars?

Bush-CheneyCo encouraged Thailand to move away from the light. Is the O team doing anything to bring them back around?

Seriously, I am going to start blaming everything on Obama. You don’t run on change and then not change anything.

At least Ben Ali died not knowing what a fraud his hero was turning into.

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BERJAYA

Rationalizing putting the healthcare tax burden on the all too few middle class winners, and not the upper income losers who drove our economy into a ditch.

Even David fucking Brooks is coming around to single payer.

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State of the art soup kitchens.

Meeting a growing need in a time of diminishing leadership.

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More American history of the sort you didn’t learn in school.

From 1790 to 1952, only “white people” were eligible to become naturalized U.S. citizens. That fact alone explains why for most of our history, immigrants and their descendants fought to be considered white.

Gregory Rodriguez on the stuff Fox News never tells you.

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Subminimum wage: In Iowa, it’s not just for teens.

Kids, tards — what’s the diff? The point is that someone has to be at the bottom of the heap, and the folks at the bottom aren’t entitled to a living wage, not ever.

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The decision to bomb Iran has moved past the deciding stage and is now at the “how big a fucking bomb do we use” stage.

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Remember how much you used to hate Bill Kristol?

Don’t lose that, he’s gotten worse since you last heard from his sorry ass.

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BERJAYA

I read the article. It was sort of like watching a productive stool judging contest.

Otoh, they did survey a broad cross-section of stools.

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TMZ has “the picture that could have changed everything.”

Yep, JFK on a boat with nekkid women.

Because a picture of Kay Somersby blowing Ike wouldn’t have rocked anyone’s boat.

Does it ever occur to these gossip gits that America has always hated their straight-laced presidents? Coolidge, Truman, Carter anyone?

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iSlate?

You know I want one.

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Enjoy your Monday. Chances are good we’ll all live to make it to the New Year.

Somehow.

My late Christmas wasn’t like this one. It was worse. And better. And contrary to Phoenix Woman’s report, Tim Pawlenty’s Minnesota’s highways were better than Chet Culver’s Iowa roads. (Then again, Republicans respect rural roads much more than they do city streets.)

Which pretty much defines any time spent with multiple relatives over several hours. Lucky is the family that hasn’t been impacted by Fox News’ bloviation. PaulaT is lucky her dad is coming around even if he is still a knucklehead.

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Greenwald on Yemen.

When it’s a place you know almost nothing about, no one piles on the facts like Glenn.

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Every now and then you look to find something and all you can find is the same article over and over again in all kinds of small to medium size never heard of them publications and newspapers.

Astroturfed bullshit.

I caught some being slipped into one of David Brauer’s posts and all I can say is thank god for Pandagon doing the hard work of coming up with the answers for me, even if I did get the credit in the comment thread.

My point being that it’s getting fakier and fakier and that’s not even including the fact that the guy who inserted the astroturfed info may have been sincere. That’s the point of astroturf, to build the appearance of legitimacy. Like Fox News does.

Bastards.

I worry that my parents will live out their years angry and paranoid thanks to those lying, wedge-driving, hate-mongering so-called American patriots.

An example: Eric Boehlert picks up on how Andrew Breitbart is flogging the White House Christmas tree’s Andy Warhol’s Mao ornament. Boehlert tags Breitbart for the cynical smear but doesn’t catch the win-win that went down with that story. Breitbart is selling to people who, upon hearing Andy Warhol’s name, would most likely get even madder. Makes no difference that this ornament is actually an insult to China, when you are determined to get mad, you see what you want to see.

BERJAYA

This is how they play politics down South. Dixie has permeated the party of Drudge while Rush and Sean and Glenn and Sarah keep ‘em stoked.

They lost their culture war and now they want to burn down the country that rejected them. We could use some serious leadership right now, but I can’t think of any Democrat with the standing to lead us right now.

Yeah, I’m that fed up with Obama.

I’ll take Big Tent Democrat a step further: if Obama doesn’t renominate Dawn Johnsen, I’m writing Obama off entirely. We are in the majority. If he cannot get his people through the Senate, he’s not competent to lead us.

bmaz:

The nomination of Dawn Johnsen to be the head of the Office of Legal Counsel at DOJ, a critical post, is now truly dead. If Ms. Johnsen is to serve, she will have to be renominated by Barack Obama and start over. She never got the up or down vote promised as soon as the Senate had done healthcare, she never got an ounce of support from the Administration that nominated her, and a year of her life was taken in what certainly appears to be a cowardly and demeaning political ploy.

There is a bit more than meets the eye to unpack here. Harry Reid held over several nominations for the return to session in January, but Dawn Johnsen was not one of them. The implication is that he could only do so by a “unanimous consent” approval by the Senate and that, golly gosh, he just could not get it. That does indeed appear to be the case from the Senate Rules on Nominations. Rule XXXI(6) provides:

Nominations neither confirmed nor rejected during the session at which they are made shall not be acted upon at any succeeding session without being again made to the Senate by the President; and if the Senate shall adjourn or take a recess for more than thirty days, all nominations pending and not finally acted upon at the time of taking such adjournment or recess shall be returned by the Secretary to the President, and shall not again be considered unless they shall again be made to the Senate by the President.

Even assuming Harry Reid had no alternative but to return the nomination, the better question is how did it get to this point, and why has the White House and Senate been so disingenuous about it? The only rational conclusion at this point is that killing Johnsen’s nomination is precisely what the Obama White House desired. The White House intentionally left to rot, and then outright killed, their own nominee.

The evidence of this is pretty damning. Dawn Johnsen’s nomination had languished, twisting in the wind, for 280 days as of the time her nomination was killed by Harry Reid, far longer than any other Obama nominee. The only notable recent support for Johnsen from the White House came in a statement by White House Counsel Greg Craig on October 11, 2009, a weak statement saying only that the White House “would not withdraw” her nomination. Craig was subsequently fired and, hilariously, attempted to be scapegoated by Rahm Emanuel for – wait for it – not getting nominations like Johnsen’s confirmed.

A typical Rahm Emanuel backhanded opaque play; blame someone (Craig) interested in governmental transparency for not getting another official who favors openness and transparency (Johnsen) confirmed, and all the while Rahm and Obama are choking off openness and transparency. Use the Johnsen nomination as a bone to the liberals and simultaneously use it as cover to betray them with the opposite of what Dawn Johnsen stands for. A perfect political scam on the liberal base who was so thrilled with the nomination of a honest rule of law advocate for the Constitution like Dawn Johnsen. Liberals should have known better, but that is just not who Barack Obama and Rahm Emanuel are.

I thought Obama picking insiders was a show of strength. Now I’m starting to wonder if Rahm isn’t Cheneying Obama.

The right cannot be allowed to kill our nominees. They crippled Clinton’s second term by holding up nominees and judges galore. Never again.

Renominate Dawn Johnsen. This is a fight the left can win because the more you get people to look at what happened, the weaker Obama looks. However well he’s playing Fox’s non-story about the lone asshole who burned his dick off.

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Actually, that vein throbs when I want to wring someone’s scrawny neck.

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How fucked up is copyright law?

Apparently, Rolling Stone magazine decided it wanted to try selling t-shirts of some of its covers…. Obviously, the magazine and its publisher Wenner Media own the copyright on their own covers, so there shouldn’t be any problem, right? Not so fast. Since the covers usually include musicians, and those musicians have vast merchandising businesses themselves, some of the companies who handle the merchandising for some top artists have sued, claiming that they have exclusive licensing deals to sell products with those musicians.

Making it to the cover of The Rolling Stone meaning, apparently, that you henceforth own the cover rights thenk-u-vermuch. [more]

And how fucked up is healthcare? Vic Chesnutt may have committed suicide over unpaid medical bills.

It’s enough to make you turn to the church for moral guidance.

Or not. Speaking of which, William Loren Katz has a history lesson worth sharing with your friends: the true story of how the Seminole nation kicked Zachory Taylor’s ass, and how historians have covered up a half century of slave rebellion and Indian independence.

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Devilstower has a very good post on people who died in 2009. I did not know that Patrick McGoohan wrote and directed The Prisoner.

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Clip and save this Meteor Blades post for the next time the stadium boosters come knocking.

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Locally, Ed Kohler and Minnesota Democrats Exposed have been mixing it up. Among other things it appears MDE was knocked off Google after being hacked in some way that Ed explains better than I can.

All by way of providing context for comments #5 & 6 currently up at MDE:

BERJAYA

I would hope it would be obvious to Luke Hellier that if he doesn’t take down or edit those comments, he’s pretty much endorsing them.

For those who’ve never met Ed Kohler, he is in seriously good shape as well as being one of the hairiest guys I’ve ever met. Ed’s the kind of guy who can grow a full beard in less than a day. If you talk to him, you can actually see it grow. Chile is just throwing out ugly homophobic insults without knowing anything about Ed as a person.

In the previous post another commenter called Kohler “Mr. Ed.”

Ugly.

Never in my wildest cranial digressions did I ever think I’d live to see MDE establish a new standard for low.

If Hellier doesn’t pull those comments he would, of course, be breaking Michael Brodkorb’s record for low. If Hellier is cool with chile, I think Michael Brodkorb has some splainin’ to do, and yes, I would really really enjoy seeing video of a news reporter asking Mr. Republican Party of Minnesota Deputy-Chairman Brodkorb about his old blog.

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Score one for Matt Taibbi. He’s the only reporter I know of who was a bit leery of Alan Grayson. Just because you love what someone says doesn’t mean you know that person.

Techdirt:

In Grayson’s case, one of his critics is a woman named Angie Langley, who set up a website called MyCongressmanIsNuts.com, which is a parody of Grayson’s own CongressmanWithGuts.com (not linking to either, as I don’t wish to link to any political sites). Again, this shouldn’t be a surprise. Now, it turns out that Langley is not actually a constituent in Grayson’s district, but lives nearby. That is a bit misleading, but hardly a major issue.

Until, that is, Grayson turned it into one by sending a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder (pdf) asking for an investigation of Langley and the eventual jailing of her for five years over falsely representing herself as a constituent:

These matters were brought to Ms. Langley’s personal attention through complaint to the FEC weeks ago, but she and the Committee continue to solicit contributions fraudulently, and have stubbornly refused to return the contributions that they already have, received. Therefore, Ms. Langley and the Committee should be fined, and Ms. Langley imprisoned for five years.

Again, there is an issue with falsely soliciting political contributions, but the thing is, she wasn’t getting much attention for her campaign, and the issue of where she lives is really quite minor. There are always people who oppose elected officials. But sending this letter and requesting five years in jail for Langley suddenly made this a national story — and guess who that’s helping? It’s certainly not Grayson.

Like I said, the guy says stuff you like to hear and he votes alright. That doesn’t make him a good person.

Just someone you hold your nose and vote for.

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Iran.

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It’s OK to hate predatory near monopolists.

Really, it is.

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Liar.

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Something to throw in the face of your local Wall Street/free market bullshitter.

Economics can be used for more than just excusifying.

Short stories too.

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Sometimes the most interesting stories are the ones that don’t say anything, and don’t say anything a lot.

The Sheriff of Dodge County is up to . . . something.

The article doesn’t say what but it sure reads like the reporter could have said more than her editor allowed.

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Counting down to the next election.

Fuck New Year’s, fuck parties, fuck people.

I suspect the decade after the decade we couldn’t come up with a name for is going to be a good one for sitting at home and drinking with the lights turned down.

Fucking Obama.

Fucking everyone.

Fucking good night.

Amusing:

Susie’s Letter from Santa, by Mark Twain

God Jul from Tild

Tay Zonday does You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch

Lloyd Grove on Al Franken

“When I knew Al at the show,” the former colleague recalls, “there was always an immense cloud of pungent smoke coming from his office.”

A Terry Gilliam Christmas (and yes, Tideland would be the perfect movie to watch with your family today!)

Yuletide reading

Christmas parrots

An Xmas crossword puzzle

Christmas Eve in the drunk tank (Pogues video)

Jingle Bells (Frank Sinatra video)

Non-Christmas jeer from Stephen Colbert (via Digby)

Mele Kalikimaka!

Chamber of Commerce wins Scrooge of the Year award

From TBogg, the trailer for a new John Woo-Tony Leung Art Fu epic

The Year in Orly Taitz

Merry Swampmas (Santa pix from around the world)

Bob Collins’ feel good Xmas links

Santaphalopod

After finishing that list I looked over at iTunes and saw that my Xmas listening thus far has encompassed music from Omar Rodriguez Lopez and Mars Volta, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Vampire Weekend, Alèmayèhu Eshèté, Dorian Concept, Oasis, Erkykah Badu, Leonard Cohen, Bessie Smith, Benga, Hortense Ellis, etc….

Your snow globe may, when shaken, feature music from other bands. [Traditional videos on display over at Maha's, traditionally grumpy reminiscing over at Jonathan's]

Less amusing:

18 dead from Midwestern blizzard

Rogue Columnist on Tuesday’s 9-truck, 13-car pile up

Mission Accomplished

Dawn Johnsen still locked out at Labor

Day 3,001

Jeralyn on GitmoMax

O Little Town of Kettleman

That’s it for me. Movies, music and lots of bottled and combusted cheer will see me through the day until I’m properly eggnogged and antidisambulatoried.

And the little sumpthin’ extra in my morning tea didn’t hurt neither.

Pope Benedict XVI tumbled to the marble floor of St. Peter’s Basilica on Thursday night after a woman tackled him on his way to preside over Christmas Eve Mass.

Benedict lost his gold-trimmed miter and staff when the woman grabbed the front of his robe and pulled him to the floor. He was not harmed, quickly recovered and was able to go ahead with the Mass.

A Vatican spokesperson denied that the woman had gotten her hands on the Pope’s mozzetta, insisting the Pope had not been wearing one. Pictures suggest otherwise, and it appears she may have also fondled his subcinctorium.

Aides were able to pop the dents out of the papal mitre (the zucchetto was intact), but the immaculately brushed velvet collar on the Pope’s greca remained mussed, his pallium was twisted, and the fringes on the papal fascia were impermissably tangled.

Rumors persist that the papal nether-tiara (the Tiara of Pope Leo XIII, the “Fisherman’s ring tiara”) was dented, but that the encrusted jewels were still intact. A papal reproductive integrity count will be taken later by Vatican historians to ensure that none of il Papa’s sperma were emancipated. Vatican representatives refused to comment on whether the traditional Christmas spina di estremità had been dislodged as had been reported by witnesses who detected a distinct odor of bowel in the air after the attack.

BERJAYAspina di estremità

I’m glad the snowstorm hit so I’d be home today and able to report on this very grave situation. I’m sure your prayers today, as well as mine, will include the Holy Father.

BERJAYA

Alma, the perfect Christmas story from Pixar, but it will only be available online for a short while.

Via Waxy.

I can’t remember how many years I’ve been posting this Christmas story but it always warms my heart to share it with you all. I hope your Christmas has been merry and that any children present have behaved themselves. If not, you might want to read this story to them just before they go to bed tonight.

Click to download this year’s festively illustrated .pdf of Oil of Dog by Ambrose Bierce.

Because this is the hap-hap-happiest time of year.

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Not Christmassy enough for you? Check out Mick’s annual telling of the Christmas story.

The weather they forecast hit, but not where they said it would. Chicago got the ice. Not too bad here in the Cities. Maybe five inches on the ground but traffic seems to be moving OK. What little traffic there is.

The problem, for me, is south of the Cities. Eight inches so far and mounting by Faribault, which is about half way to Iowa for me. The airports are open, but 150 flights have been canceled. (If you’re stuck at the airport, call — I’m in the book.)

Cool. My lifelong idea of the ideal Christmas was always to spend one in a motel room in rural Washington state with a steady downpour outside. Assuming I get to the liquor store to restock, I think this will be close enough to my fantasy to make for a memorable holiday.

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BERJAYA

The Senate’s version of healthcare insurance reform passed this morning. No Republican votes and in fact Olympia Snowe took it upon herself to lie her ass off about how the poor GOoPers had been shut out of the process (after only six months of footdragging and obstructionism by the unprincipled minority party).

Senator Sheldon Whitehouse, Democrat of Rhode Island, said the business model of the health insurance industry deserved to die.

“It deserves a stake through its cold and greedy heart,” Mr. Whitehouse said.

Except this bill doesn’t do that.

Oh well, on to the reconciliation process. All I know is that no public option? No support from me.

If you can’t give us a public option this year, we’ll take single payer in 2011, and then we’ll primary the bastards who sold us out, Obama included.

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It’s Christmas Eve so what better time for the NYTimes to run an op-ed from some guy with a Jewish name saying there’s only one way to stop Iran, and no, he doesn’t mean we should be nice to them.

Am I wrong to think we should be humiliating the warmongers who’ve gotten us so deep into debt and disrepute? Am I selfish to think that because Iran doesn’t have a missile that can deliver a payload into the Mediterranean, let alone our East Coast, Americans shouldn’t care?

BERJAYA

Nah, I don’t think so. Look at a map of the Middle East. Look at the countries next to Iran. Any of them you’d ever miss? Me neither.

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Thailand is trying to repatriate 4,000 Hmong to Laos. Laos doesn’t want them. Laos doesn’t want anyone. Laos is a fucked up country and no one should have to go there.

Nine U.S. senators sent a letter to Abhisit to express concern about the possible repatriation and criticize the government’s screening process to determine refugee status, saying it was led by the military and lacked a civilian presence.

”We believe that the lack of transparency in the screening and repatriation process only exacerbates these difficulties and heightens international concern regarding these populations,” said the letter obtained Thursday and dated Dec. 17. ”We strongly urge your government … to conduct a transparent screening process consistent with international standards.”

The letter was signed by six Democratic senators — Russell Feingold of Wisconsin, Barbara Boxer of California, Patrick Leahy of Vermont, Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island and Minnesota senators Amy Klobuchar and Al Franken — and three Republicans, Richard Lugar of Indiana and Alaska senators Lisa Murkowski and Mark Begich.

Bring ‘em here. It’s not the last installment on the debt we rang up in Vietnam, but taking care of these people is something we owe them. They fought for us, and now they’re not welcome in their own country.

The tribe and the State Department have had a long, roller-coaster relationship. During the Vietnam war era, the U.S. ambassador to Laos actually ran the covert military effort. The C.I.A. and the U.S. Air Force reported to the ambassador and, because there were no U.S. ground troops, Vang Pao and the Hmong were the favorite proxy soldiers. After the communists took over Laos in 1975 and began their revenge, slaughtering more than 10,000 Hmong, the State Department withdrew most of its embassy staff and turned its attention elsewhere. It has done no serious post-conflict resolution work in Laos up to today.

Eventually, one third of all Laotian Hmong came to the U.S. as refugees – an act of great American generosity. But the State Department seldom bothered to track the Hmong factions that continued to fight the Laotian regime, or chart the relationships between the jungle Hmong and their cousins in America. This bureaucratic underperformance – together with the misrule in Laos, one of the last five communist regimes in the world – allowed a curious kind of anarchy to take root in the Hmong populations of both countries. The symptoms included widespread illegal fundraising in America to support the resistance, young Hmong-Americans traveling to Laos to fight, and a persistent myth of Vang Pao’s inevitable return at the head of great invading army. “A lot of this could have been prevented,” says Bill Lair, Vang Pao’s former CIA advisor, “If there had been a liaison” between the State and Justice Departments, on the one hand, and the Hmong-American community on the other. But there wasn’t. Nor did the State and Justice Departments appear to be sharing solid intelligence information with each other – if they had any.

In 2007, the Justice Department indicted Vang Pao and ten others on charges of conspiring to overthrow the Laotian regime with a massive, spectacular armed coup. It soon became clear that the old general learned about the coup idea from his fellow defendants, but hadn’t endorsed it, because he knew it wouldn’t work. The plan was a kind of exaggerated military fantasy, heavily promoted by a U.S. undercover agent, as part of a widespread pattern of federal sting operations in the post-9/11 era.

The reality was that the tiny, vestigial, Hmong resistance was little threat to the Laotian regime and no threat to the U.S. government. The resistance at that time – maybe one or two thousand people in an Asian country the size of California – consisted of small bands of hungry men, women, and children who stayed on the run and ate roots and bugs to stave off starvation. Via satellite phones, resistance leaders in the mountains of Laos spoke regularly with Hmong in the U.S. Their underlying message: They wanted to come out of the mountains and lead normal lives, if only there was a way for them to surrender in safety.

I can’t vouch for the complete accuracy of this op-ed. Roger Warner is doing a documentary on Vang Pao, and has a very rosy view of the CIA’s former general. But St. Paul wouldn’t even notice an extra 4,000 Hmong, although it would stretch our social services folks a mite.

Bring them here and let Laos rebuild itself in peace without guerrillas from a war that should have ended decades ago. Being Hmong in Laos sucks even worse than being black in Wisconsin.

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It’s hard not to despise headline writers who proclaim “personal income rises again” knowing full well this just means income inequity is back on the rise.

Part of the latest increase in personal income stemmed from growth in hours worked, rather than higher rates of pay. Although most workers might prefer the latter, increased hours are usually a leading indicator of a strengthening job market and overall economy. That’s because employers tend to increase the hours — and thus the paychecks — of existing workers before adding new names to their payrolls.

And employers also increase hours when they don’t trust the economy and don’t want to do any additional hiring, a scenario that sounds much more like what we’re experiencing than the L.A. Times cares to admit.

The article also whines about people saving money instead of spending it.

The inmates are running the asylum.

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Garrison Keillor’s been catching his share of shit over his Christmas column, but he does have a point: is it ethical to tamper with or profit from other people’s religious music?

I dunno, but until the Osmonds do an album of Flying Spaghetti Monster music, I don’t feel like I’ve got a dog in this fight.

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Wanna become a Jew? In New York all you have to do is sleep with Rabbi Leib Tropper. Ugly shiksas need not apply.

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There’s $2-10 million sitting on the table earmarked for charity, just waiting for Sean Hannity to make good on his promise to raise money for the troops.

But lying liars never make good.

Or do good.

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PolitiFact said it was the lie of the year, but Sarah Palin’s still bearing false twitness going into the Christmas holiday.

S’OK. In a country where no one ever goes to prison for fraud on an international scale, what’s a few more lies from Alaska’s biggest liar?

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Matt Taibbi goes, um, Taibbi on David Brooks.

Brooks is a perfect example of the kind of spineless Beltway geek we always see beating the war drum at times like these. It’s because nebbishly little dorks like Brooks and Paul Wolfowitz and David Frum got their books dumped in high school that we end up dropping daisy cutters on Afghan sheep herds and shipping working class American kids halfway around the world to get their nuts blown off.

That’s the kind of Christmas spirit we need more of!

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So it looks like I’ll be posting live on Christmas day for a change. I promise not to do so without being fully into the spirits of Christmas.

Skøl!

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