Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there....
T.J. Miller is on the Hot List because he's too hot to handle, too cold to hold.
My family was really funny and really loud and you had to compete to get attention with them. And if you didn't contribute in a funny way at the dinner table you would be beaten.
Jon believes that being funny on a desert island depends on what animals are on that island.
The new drug epidemic sweeping the Midwest is flu medicine and heroin -- but mostly heroin.