It's not a date -- it's just hanging out with the same person at bars and restaurants every night. Duh.
Somebody make it stop. Can we at least get that restraining order dismissed so she’ll stop smiling?
Either that or there is a naked goth/Sailor Moon fan crying and listening to Skinny Puppy somewhere, but what are the odds of that? Oh wait, the odds of that are actually pretty good.
Around the world, people spontaneously got the pre-puke spits and wondered aloud why when trying to photograph naked chicks they don’t end up with hot twin girlfriends.
If only “Precious” didn’t sound so much like “Glitter.” Maybe if she mentions how you can see her mustache, that might work.
They would have refused, but his “Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Sleep With Me” were just so darn funny.
What they don’t mention is that the fan then promised not to detonate the bomb they had strapped to their chest.
When asked if he was enjoying his vacation, he replied “OMNOMNOMNOM!”
Not wearing a bra is the best solution she’s come up with to stay relevant.
She’s always so glamorous, especially next to a woman in a hijab.
Despite the fact that her life sucks so much.
