Meet Lee Redmond, she used to hold the record for longest nails in the WORLD, but now she holds nothing.  Her precious wicked witch of the west nails broke in a car accident earlier this week.  Ugh, why anyone would think it’s ok to grow their nails that long I’ll never understand.  She looks like she could star in the Lifetime movie about Nosferatu, where they make Nosferatu a sympathetic character that cannot help the fact that he looks like death and has creepy vampire long nails.  Then at the end of the story there is a big song and dance number where everyone joins in and does the hustle.

The true tragedy here is the fact that this lady did not break her nails in a beat down by someone with common sense.  That would have been much more entertaining.  Anyways, Lee Redmond, I hate you and your stupid nails.  Get well soon!

You only get old if you forget how to act young.  This is something I absolutely believe in .  So participating in things like snowball fights are essential to having a fulfilling life.  Maybe.  Anyways, snowball fights are always fun until someone takes it too seriously and you are out numbered.  Luckily, I’ve found the 50 Foot Snowball Launcher and it will save you in any snowball fight.

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Alec Baldwin Killed Off Conan O’Brien (Jewssip)

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Pussycat or Realdoll? (Totally Crap)

Some Chicks Shaking Their Asses Like It’s Their Job Of The Day (Drunken Stepfather)

Aubrey O’Day Celebrating Her Playboy Spread (Dirty Rotten Whore)

A Letter from the Octo-Mom (Holy Taco)

Hot Greek Babe Parade Continues With Maro Lytra (On 205th)

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Hijacking A Taco Bell Drive Thru Is As Easy As You Think (Next Round)

Martz Gets Blackballed (NFL Juice)

Actress Amanda Bynes knows what works for her, and cause of that she always wears mirco mini skirts.  Her legs are great, but there isn’t much else that makes her special.  But by wearing that micro mini she can entice men everywhere with the hopes of seeing her hoo-ha when she bends over or missteps.

If you wanna see if this is when Amanda finally missteps check out the photos after the jump>>> Continue »

When something goes wrong, it goes really wrong.  At this point in my life I am fairly sure of this and that’s from experience.  Too bad I will never have the experience this cop has while frisking the suspect.  Oh man, you just have to check the video after the jump to see what the officer finds on the suspect>>> Continue »

Most of the time I would be giving Lily Allen crap for looking terrible.  Here she actually looks pretty good, but she takes the attention off her body and puts it onto her creepy third nipple.  I realize this isn’t the first time she’s done it cause there’s video of her showing her abnormal nipple off to the entire world.  Oh well,  she’s the attention seeking type.  I just wish she’s try to get attention for something other than her unnecessary nipple.

For more photos of Lily and her nipple check out the photos after the jump>>> Continue »

Admit it, you love Tucker Max. There’s just something about an asshole that’s so irresistible. Why? Hanging with one is a challenge that we all take on sooner than later - can we change them, defeat them or even better join them? Tucker Max is one such asshole, and F-Listed admits we’re drawn to him like a bug to the light. It’s been three years since this blogger/Internet personality’s debut collection of short stories, “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell,” hit the New York Times Best Seller List.Will his next book top his previous tales of debauchery, or has swimming with sharks softened the notorious womanizer? Find out!

F-Listed’s Exclusive Q&A with Tucker Max in 3…2…1…. Continue »

Friday the 13th is like a teddy bear tea party. Seriously though, I love this day.

Raw evil, blood spirting, decapitating, wholesomeness is how I like to conclude my weeks, but I always feel like a psycho when I go cut someone in half on random Fridays.

I hope you like the same, because after the jump is nearly every kill from every Friday the 13th film. Continue »

If you look carefully, Halle Berry is edging in on Salma Hayek territory.  If you even have to ask what that means, I’ll be offended.  Halle’s magical chichis, although, not as mystical as Salma’s can definitely hold their own.  I suppose a baby did change her life, it upgraded her boobs in a way that only a deal with the devil could have.  Oh man, maybe that baby is Damion?

Don’t believe me about the chichis?  Can’t tell?  Need to inspect further?  Do so after the jump>>> Continue »

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Kim Kardashian Looks More Ethnic Than Usual of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)

Brittany Daniel Whores Up The NAACP Awards (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Cheryl Tweedy Needs To Be Cloned (The Grumpiest)

Pussycat Or Realdoll (Totally Crap)

Is Your Sweetheart a Douchebag? (Liquid Generation)

DJ Astrea is Today’s Daily Snapshot (Coed Magazine)

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