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Sarge called during Lost. Ignored it. Feeling guilty. Hope no planets were destroyed. |
The wife made me wear the armor to bed again. I'm beginning to worry that there's something wrong with her. |
Almost blew off my foot cleaning my Battle Rifle today. I am such a clutz. |
Attempted to enlist the help of Major Nelson in fight against Covenant, only to discover he is not actually a Major. |
Long weekend. Accidentally stabbed Elite through crotch. Felt guilty. War is a bitch. |
Is my helmet getting smaller or is my head getting bigger? |
Alarm didn't go off. Missed raid on Covenant base. Boss chewed me out. |
Going to be late getting home. Must kill more grunts. Hope the wife is making meatloaf. |
Hot under my helmet. Sweating. Gross. |
Scratching myself |
