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Eyewitness Account: Incident At Lake Chumwell

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Saturday, December 20, 2008 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

I was sitting on the back porch, studying for a big test in my Advanced Metaphor class. It came from the east like a... I don't know. I'm sorry. I can't help. I failed my test. Failed it like a bison.

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