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Sunday, November 23, 2008

Mouth Strong, Body Weak

BERJAYAUnable to find Senators and Congressmen to harass, Jason Mattera took his act to a Washington DC park to bait some homeless people. Operation Yellow Elephant had little use for the below video until the 1:58 mark when Mr. Mattera attempted to do pushups.



OYE Comment: Jason, this is a piss-poor stab at performing an elementary exercise. We here at OYE doubt you have the strength and stamina to be able to perform intercourse in the missionary position. Again we would like to encourage you to reach out for help to a number of folks who can assist you become stronger and add credibility to your thin resumé.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Body - Pizza & Beer + Exercise = New Life

BERJAYA
Army and Navy recruiters took one look at 330-pound Ulysses Milana and told him to forget about joining. "'You've got to lose weight,'" Milana remembers them saying. But Marine recruiters were willing to work with him as he began his weight-loss journey in December 2007. Now, 11 months later, Milana is 140 pounds lighter as he leaves Monday for Parris Island, S.C., to begin boot camp.

OYE Comment: We would like to congratulate Mr. Milana on demonstrating uncommon discipline and we wish him well on his journey of becoming a Marine. We also would like to thank the USMC for helping Ulysses adhere to his goals.

Okay porkchop-sucking, Jonah Goldberg, it's about time you learn to say the words "I'm full" and get your combat-avoiding ass in shape.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Attention Democrats: Be A Man! Enlist!

'Great editorial from the New York Times, "A Military for a Dangerous World," published November 16, 2008:
As president, Barack Obama will face the most daunting and complicated national security challenges in more than a generation — and he will inherit a military that is critically ill-equipped for the task.

Troops and equipment are so overtaxed by President Bush’s disastrous Iraq war that the Pentagon does not have enough of either for the fight in Afghanistan, the war on terror’s front line, let alone to confront the next threats.

[ . . . ] To build an effective military the next president must make some fundamental changes.

More ground forces: We believe the military needs the 65,000 additional Army troops and the 27,000 additional marines that Congress finally pushed President Bush into seeking. That buildup is projected to take at least two years; by the end the United States will have 759,000 active-duty ground troops.

That sounds like a lot, especially with the prospect of significant withdrawals from Iraq. But it would still be about 200,000 fewer ground forces than the United States had 20 years ago, during the final stages of the cold war. Less than a third of that expanded ground force would be available for deployment at any given moment.

Military experts agree that for every year active-duty troops spend in the field, they need two years at home recovering, retraining and reconnecting with their families, especially in an all-volunteer force. (The older, part-time soldiers of the National Guard and the Reserves need even more).

The Army has been so badly stretched, mainly by the Iraq war, that it has been unable to honor this one-year-out-of-three rule. Brigades have been rotated back in for second and even third combat tours with barely one year’s rest in between. Even then, the Pentagon has still had to rely far too heavily on National Guard and Reserve units to supplement the force. The long-term cost in morale, recruit quality and readiness will persist for years. Nearly one-fifth of the troops — some 300,000 men and women — have returned from Iraq and Afghanistan reporting post-traumatic stress disorders.

The most responsible prescription for overcoming these problems is a significantly larger ground force. If the country is lucky enough to need fewer troops in the field over the next few years, improving rotation ratios will still help create a higher quality military force. [ . . . ]
OYE Comment:

OK, Democratic Party supporters, thanks in part to the Yellow Elephants, the American people chose your nominee, Senator Barack Obama [IL] as our 44th President.

Now it's time for you to show your support for his leadership and, indeed, our nation. If you really care about America, you'll seriously think about serving our country, to include military service. And, if you qualify*, you'll contact a military recruiter, Officer Selection Officer, ROTC instructor, to start the process.

And Republicans? Well, if you really care about your party's credibility, as well as your own, you'll do the same thing. There's enough time for a hitch in uniform before resuming your political career.

After all, it worked for Nick Miccarelli in Pennsylvania, whom Operation Yellow Elephant congratulates on his election as State Representative. We wish him all the best as he continues his career in public service.

*Healthy heterosexuals 41 or under.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

"The Sun Will Come Out......"

BERJAYA Since the previous Tuesday there's been a lot of long faces on college campuses throughout Our Country. After the Republican Party was clubbed like a baby seal in the elections it has caused many College Republicans to become introspective.

In the aftermath of the election, young Republicans grappling with the results are looking at not only why Sen. Barack Obama won over Sen. John McCain, but what the party needs to do in future elections.

"The results were disheartening and I'm sorry to see Virginia go blue for the first time since 1964," David Skiles, 21, the political director of the Fairfax County Republican committee said. "But we were fighting a massive operation - I have to give credit to Senator Obama. The amount of money he threw at us - he was able to keep us on our defenses."

Skiles personally thought that Obama's grassroots approach to the campaign won him the election.

"It wasn't necessarily that Obama was outperforming McCain, it was that he had more people out there at the metro stops and the farmer's markets," Skiles said. "Psychologically, that sent a message."Matthew DeLeon, the 20-year-old first vice chairman of the College Republicans at George Mason University, said he thought McCain did not win for several reasons. DeLeon said that the selection of Sarah Palin as a vice presidential candidate - though made to help win over the base - worked against him due to her "lack of understanding of key issues."

OYE Comment: It's no surprise that the College and Young Republicans lost the election. After all, if they really had the courage of their convictions, they would have contacted military recruiters/ROTC/OCS/whatever to volunteer to serve their country in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Veterans Day 2008

BERJAYA


On this day please read some of the posts written by Veterans and Active Duty Troops.

Argghhh!!!

The Sniper

Army of Dude

The Sandbox

Annex B

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Yellow Elephants Not Included

BERJAYAFrom the Army Times:

Active-duty members, retirees and veterans can get a free meal at a limited number of Applebee’s Neighborhood Grill & Bar restaurants on Veterans Day, with proof of military service.
The 164 participating restaurants in 12 states are testing this promotion, which will offer one of the following entrees: House Sirloin, Riblet Basket, Fiesta Lime Chicken, Quesadilla Burger or Oriental Chicken Salad. Traditional side dishes are included.
Note to civilians: We all have choices as to which restaurants we spend our money. We hope that in your travels, when presented with the typical interstate exit restaurants (Ruby Tuesday's, Shoney's, Outback, et cetera), you will also choose Applebee's as a "thank you" for doing something for Our Military.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Combat Infantrymen Freshmen

BERJAYAThe New York Times' excellent article on Combat Veterans transitioning to college life.

Crowded classrooms routinely sent him into a panic. Cubicles triggered tunnel vision. He felt alienated from the 18-year-olds around him and their antics. His leg throbbed as he wandered the campus, trying to remember where to go. His concentration whipsawed and the words he read in textbooks slipped easily from his memory, the result of a mild traumatic brain injury.

A charismatic Marine Corps veteran, Mr. Blanchard, 25, could trace his difficulties to Iraq and the summer of 2005, when a Humvee he was riding in detonated a bomb buried under the sand. The blast claimed half his left leg and mangled his right leg. In short order, he endured numerous surgeries, months in a wheelchair, a titanium prosthesis and intermittent swirls of depression and pessimism. Until, as he tells it, he woke up one morning and decided to count his blessings.

OYE Comment: OYE's Karl said it best in the E-mail sent to me: "And the Yellow Elephants are STILL missing out on, like, life."