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Remember kids! In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant.
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Isn’t an agnostic just an atheist without balls?
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There's nothing wrong with stretching the Truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.
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Like any good newsman, I believe that if you're not scared, I'm not doing my job.
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Hey, America, are you thinking what I'm thinking? You soon will be.
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When life gets you down don't get mad, get Stephen
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How many roads must a man walk down before he is run over by an eighteen-wheeler of truth?
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The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun.
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Viewers of this show unite! You have nothing to lose but the facts.
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The world is a dirty place, and I am America's lemon-scented wetnap.
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Is that Truth in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you?
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Guess what: The E in E-Mail...stands for 'E-Mail'.
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A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y? Consonant or vowel? Make up your mind, we're at war.
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Librarians are hiding something.
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Giving a fly glasses is like giving a bear nunchucks.
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Who's buried in Grants Tomb? Give up? I hope the police have too.
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Nation, it's time to grab the bull by the horns. If there are no horns --you're grabbing a cow, STOP IT!
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February, if you had any balls you'd be three days longer.
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BEFRIEND ME! Soon we will defeat Darth Vader!
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I now have more followers than Condi!
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