The area surrounding one's computer where trinkets, personal mementos, toys, and "monitor pets" are displayed. A place where computer geeks show their "colors."

Off the Grid

Euphemism for being off the Net. "Sorry I didn't email you last week; I was off the grid in Mexico." Also refers to someone who lives in a rural area without running water, electricity, or phone service.

PEBCAK

Tech support shorthand for "Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard." A way of indicating that there's nothing wrong with the computer - the user is clueless.

Yuppie Food Coupons

Crisp US$20 bills that spew from ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal. "We all owe $8, but all anybody's got is yuppie food coupons."

Zen Mail

Email messages that arrive with no text in the message body.