Final Fantasy X is the latest release in the acclaimed series of games from Japanese-based developer SquareSoft. One of the consistent themes over the last few Final Fantasy games is the idea of summoning creatures to help you fight your battles -- these creatures are called Aeons.

Included in Final Fantasy X are, to name a few, a huge war-horse, a large bird, and a unicorn. However, Klown and I feel that the whole "fantasy" theme was a little restrictive -- take a look at 10 people and animals that WE think would make fantastic Aeons!

10. Barney

CitizenC: My sister, when she was younger, used to watch Barney religiously. It was a very painful period in my life.

Klown: Sure, that was your sister. *snicker*

CitizenC: Are you kidding me? That big purple dinosaur thing scares the crap out of me. I'm secretly hoping that any bad guys that my FFX party comes across will be as frightened as I was.

Klown: Ah, yes the infamous "Nap Time" overdrive. It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't put both the enemy and your party to sleep. Poor things...

9. Mimi Bobeck

Klown: Her overdrive is the Makeup Blast. It inflicts damage, poison and darkness on the enemy and increases your characters' evasion. Somewhat like Barney, it is also a very scary sight.

CitizenC: Yeah, she's pretty freaky. I know somebody who wears makeup just like her. I make fun of her all the time.

Klown: Wait... Her?

CitizenC: Whatcha talkin' about foo?

Klown: Oh please, that's just an insult to the readers. We all know what you do Friday nights.

CitizenC: I hate you.

8. Big Ass Ogre Thing from Lord of the Rings

Klown: If he wasn't so evil, he'd be my new best friend. He just kicks so much ass.

CitizenC: Take that, Frodo Baggins! *STAB*

Klown: WTF?! That hurt!

CitizenC: You're Klown. You are not Frodo Baggins. Klown != Frodo.

Klown: I wish you would have realized that a little EARLIER. Now I have a hole in my chest and it hurts!

CitizenC: That's what you get for messin' with me.