Zen.

"Hell would be to have to spend eternity in a Heaven with those who are sure they are going there."

- Ed Martin.

FS: Britney Shears Doll.

Paparazzi can breathe a sigh of relief, as Spears' arms are firmly tied down in a white straight jacket, so she can't make any frenzied umbrella attacks.

Drunk Squirrel.

It stumbles around remarkably like a human, despite being perpendicular to the ground.

Warnings.

The Beerbelly And The Winerack.

Conceal your alcoholism with these containers, cleverly disguised as unsightly abs for guys and a nice set of chebs for girls.

A Pugilist Instructional Manual.

Photographer Javier Carmona combines the often overlooked genre of instructional photography with the traditional nude model. The artist places what is considered beautiful into what is considered violent, blurring the line between both.

Click on the pic for the series.



Defensive positions are crucial to survive a fight. By slipping punches, one can avoid a blow while remaining close enough to counterpunch the opponent.

Above: slipping or moving the head and shoulders to the side of a left jab, right cross.

Black Snake Moan.

A nymphomaniac party girl who wakes up half naked after another wild night, only to find herself chained to a radiator by a badass blues musician who believes God sent her to him to cure her of her sinful ways.

This is the film of the year.

I'll Get You, You Sonofabitch!

Here are some animatics from the upcoming Simpsons movie. They're safe to watch unless you're the kind of fan that cuts off your ears and gouges out your eyes to avoid hearing or seeing anything from the film.