Kyle's little brother, Ike, is abducted by aliens after they accidentally leave him at the bus stop for school. Meanwhile, Cartman claims that he had a dream where aliens stuck a gigantic satellite dish up his butt. Coincidence?

As Jimbo and Ned take the four boys up on a mountain hunting expedition, Stan's dad discovers that there is a gigantic volcano that is right in the midst of erupting... on the mountain that the boys are camping out on.

To the dismay of Wendy, who was planning on winning, Cartman takes home the national prize for writing a paper on the demolishment of nature... which he copied from a famous source. Nobody rightfully cares about that, however, as it nets the town a visit from Kathy Lee Gifford.

Stan's delighted to have a new pooch to call his own in Sparky, and wishes to raise him as a fierce creature. Sadly, Sparky has other things in mind, as he's openly gay with every other dog in sight. Sparky runs away to Big Gay Al's animal sanctuary, where Stan must learn to appreciate his gay dog.

The boys need a big knock-out science project due to an upcoming presentation, so they try to crossbreed a potbellied pig with an elephant. They try to get help from the local mad scientist when a large, empty-headed clone of Stand causes the town chaos!

Stan's grandfather is having yet another birthday, and he's just plain ol' sick of living. He's bored out of his mind, and he's seeking an assisted suicide as a birthday gift. Stan's faced with some mental obstacles between his grandpappy's request and a certain visit from the Grim Reaper...

South Park's very first Halloween episode, as the four boys worry over getting the best Halloween candy on the block in a costume contest, real dangers are lurking around every corner, as Kenny is turned into a zombie and rapidly reproducing the zombie genes into the South Park civilians!

Cartman loves his birthday parties more than life itself, but when a new kid, Damien, arrives in South Park, he brings the underbelly of the underworld at his disposal as the son of Satan himself. It's an all out boxing match showdown, Jesus vs Satan!...on Cartman's birthday.

The boys try to get away from genetically engineered turkeys with a thirst for death and destruction, and end up bringing a starving African kid over to the states after sponsoring him through a television infomercial, thinking they'd get a watch instead.

Kyle is visited by a magical, talking turd that comes around once a year: Christmas time! In South Park's very first Christmas episode, the boys must seek the guidance of the chatty piece of poo as the elementary school puts on the most non-offensive play in the history of the holiday season.

Valentine's Day is on the way, so love is naturally in the air in South Park as a knockout substitute teacher replaces Mr. Garrison for a short while, as he's out for plastic surgery. Sadly for Wendy, Stan is crushing pretty hard over the bombshell, so she takes matters into her own hands to win Stan back.

In South Park's first episode dealing with adventures in evil celebrities taking a stranglehold on not only the town of South Park, but the entire world, a gigantic, metal Streisand is trying to take over the world with ancient amulets. Who can put a stop to her antics? How about Robert Smith of the Cure?

In the first of a two-part episode to end the first season, Cartman goes from race to race as he tries to track down exactly who his father is. Dr. Mephesto promises to reveal the guy that knocked Liane up after some testing, but can Cartman survive the intense struggle to figure out who his father is, and ultimately where he comes from and fits in on the racial totem pole?