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Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny are back in their second season, dealing with a wide variety of travesties, such as Cartman becoming a policeman, underpants gnomes, Chef Aid, Chef's chocolate salty balls, and finding out exactly who is Cartman's father!
Terrance and Phillip spring in to kick off the second season, interrupting the second part of Cartman's father crisis. Terrance's daughter, Sally, has been kidnapped, and it's up to the deadly duo to rescue her from the clutches of Saddam.
In continuation of the final episode of season one, Cartman must figured out who his real father is, and hires Dr. Mephesto to figure it out through basic testing. Right before he announces who Eric's father is, he is shot! Who-dun-it, and who on the Earth is Eric Cartman's pops?
An evil criminal is going around the town, terrorizing South Park's chickens by having intercourse with them. It's up to Officer Barbrady, South Park's only police officer, to crack the case in a timely manner. There's only one slight problem... he's illiterate.
When Kyle finds out that his little brother Ike is going to be circumcised soon, he flips out in an effort to save his little brother's winky. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey is fired after some weed that he brought to school gets loose. To cope with his job loss, he turns to drugs.
To honor the difference of a normal, everyday nurse that just so happens to be conjoined with a fetus by the head, South Park goes out of their way to make her "fit in" when they're doing the exact opposite by bringing her to light. Meanwhile, Chef coaches the dodge ball team to the world championship!
To gain a boatload of viewers in a jiffy, Jimbo and Ned decide to hunt the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka--a frog that can kill you with a glance--on their program. Meanwhile, Jesus and his producers try to one-up the hunting program by turning Jesus & Pals into a Jerry Springer-esque program.
When their school bus drives over a deadly cliff, Ms. Crabtree decides to ditch the kids, who on literally teetering back and forth over the cliff, and gets sidetracked into a life of comedian stardom. Meanwhile, a giant scary monster is hiding outside of the bus, so the boys stay inside and recite flashbacks of recent memories.
What do you do in the summertime when you're so used to the winter weather in a town like South Park, Colorado? Well, nothing. When they find out that fireworks are now banned in South Park, Jimbo and Ned go to Mexico to smuggle some back for the kids, while Mayor McDaniels decides to throw a huge 4th of July celebration for the people of South Park.
When Robert Redford decides that he's turned a once-quiet, peaceful town into a miniature Hollywood, he eyes a new town to ruin by bringing his film festival to it: South Park. To attract all of the Hollywood tourists, Chef concocts his chocolate salty balls, a yummy snack food that anyone can munch on! Meanwhile, Mr. Hankey is sick from the tourists... Will he survive?
Kyle, Stan and Cartman's parents conspire together to expose their children to Kenny, who has a terrible case of the chickenpox. Their logic is that if the kids get it early, it will be less painful and hazardous than if they catch it when they're older. But when one of them becomes deathly ill due to it, they realize it might've been a bad idea...
The new hip place to go in South Park is none other than... the planetarium?? Yes, Kyle, Stan and Kenny are drawn to the spooky scientist's lair, much like the rest of the kids in South Park, outside of Eric Cartman... He's far too busy with business deals, like appearing in Cheesy Poof commercials, to deal with looking at some stupid stars all day.
Stan tends to get the butterflies whenever he's around Wendy, but things are about to get a lot hotter, as Stan has invited Wendy over to his soon-to-be clubhouse for Truth or Dare. Meanwhile, Cartman and Kenny decide to make their very own clubhouse to get the best of Stan and Kyle, so they invite a bunch of teenagers over to crash in it.
A couple win a vacation on a game show to South Park, Colorado, and take in the sights of Cow Days, where the running of the cows takes place every year! But the cows are drawn to a large cow statue instead of caring about the festival. Meanwhile, the four boys try to win a set of Terrance and Phillip dolls from a rigged carnival game.
When Chef notices that a song that he put out many years ago, titled "Stinky Britches," has been covered by a vast number of pop/rock stars, he decides to take legal action against the record company. They counter-sue with Johnny Cochran on their side, and sue Chef for millions of bucks! The four boys band together and get all of Chef's old musician buddies to play a benefit concert to hire O.J.'s lawyer for Chef to battle the record company.
In South Park's second Halloween special, Stan receives a brand new pet fish as a gift, but there's something incredibly fishy about this fishy, as he notices there are dead bodies piling up left and right... and it's the fish that's doing the killing. Meanwhile, a new version of Cartman, who has a goatee and a charming personality, pops up in the town. Could these two instances be related?
Liane and Eric take a vacation to the Cartman family home out of state to come home for the holidays, but some antics occur when Cartman's uncle Howard escapes from prison, and arrives at the household with Charles Manson, his cell mate. But the police are right on their trail! Will everyone have a Merry Christmas in the Cartman household?
Tweek arrives in his first episode as the poor, paranoid boy believes that gnomes rummage through his underpants drawer every night to loot them. Of course, the boys think he's completely batty, as does his father, a coffeehouse owner that makes his own blends. He encourages the boys to write a paper on the errors of big companies like Starbucks running small-time coffeehouses out of business.
When the boys are playing out in the snow, Kyle and Stan fall into a hole filled with ice, only to find a prehistoric ice man completely frozen down below! The two best friends bicker and fight on both a name for the ice man and who actually discovered him, while scientists use the man from 1996 as a pawn for personal gain... as does the government.
TV Network: Comedy Central Airs:
Wednesday
10:00 PM Runtime: 30 minutes Genre: Animation Series Created by: Trey Parker, Matt Stone Executive Producer: Trey Parker, Anne Garefino, Deborah Liebling, Matt Stone Starring: Matt Stone (Kenny McCormick), Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski), Trey Parker (Eric Cartman), Trey Parker (Stan Marsh) Series:South Park
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