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What is up with Soul Calibur III?

Knights of the Silicon

The Silicon Knights update reminded me, when are you guys going to give us the info you've been hyping for months? At least tell us how long it's delayed for, and not just leave us in the dark.

Matt responds: After our trip with the company was last delayed, one message board poster decided that I was the devil for promising it to begin with, and that I was also single-handedly responsible for everything wrong in this world. Or something. Based on that stupid and immature reaction, I realized that a small group of unfortunately brain dead and (I can only guess) hideously deformed readers become really upset when they don't immediately get something that's quasi-promised to them. As a result, we're no longer sort-of promising a publish date for this news.

What I will say is that a trip is scheduled, we are going soon, and sometime in the next several years we will write a story or multiple stories based on said trip.

On a related note, that Silicon Knights announcement today was a surprise, huh? Didn't see that one coming. I wonder if SEGA is going to publish Too Human. Could be that Too Human will be handled by another publisher and SEGA and SK will work on an entirely new franchise. No way to tell yet, but regardless, I'd be shocked and even awed if either showed up on Revolution. Based on the company philosophy, I really believe that the developer's next works will show up on Xenon and not a Nintendo system. I suppose I could be wrong -- I've certainly been before (*ahem* backward compatibility *ahem*), but in this case, I don't think so.

Place your bets.




Understanding Ivan

Hey Matt,
What's up with Ivan's Reggie-bashing in the PS2 mailbag recently? I mean, not everyone has to like the guy, but saying you want to punch him in the head because you think he's ugly? What kind of immature moron still thinks like that? He sounds more like a junior-high bully than an editor to one of the top gaming sites on the web. Seriously, though, that doesn't reflect very well on IGN as a whole, to have one of your editors say such stupid things about one of the most respected figures in the video-game community. I don't recall you saying you wanted to punch Ken Kutaragi, even when he said the PSP was the most beautiful thing ever created and that there was no need to fix an obvious design flaw. I think the best solution to this problem, though, would just be to forward Ivan's address to Reggie, so he could come down personally and kick Ivan in the [groin]. That'd shut him up for a while.

Craig

Matt responds: Ivan can talk a big game, but deep down he knows that all it'd take is one piercing glance from Reggie and he'd start sobbing like a hysterical schoolgirl at a Beatles concert. Then he would be like, "Thank you for looking in my direction, Reggie, sir! Please, my lord, all I ask is that you touch my pants. I'm begging you!" But alas, the all-knowing and powerful Fils-Aime would naturally have already been privy to Ivan's mailbag, and so the executive's only reaction would be to kick the editor's ass so hard that his foot would burst forth from the poor soul's chest, kind of like an alien. Afterward, Reggie would of course take Sulic's name, jotting it down on a handy notepad with the still-flowing blood of the fallen editor.

At least, that's the way I see it happening in my daydreams, which seem to occur more frequently ever since I starting injecting heroin and repeatedly watching Faces of Death.

To answer your question directly, though, I really have no idea why Ivan would feel the need to target Reggie in his mailbag. I can only assume that it has something to do with extreme penis envy. On the other hand, because I am in contrast very secure in my sexuality -- you have to be to drive a Beetle -- I do not feel the need to bash high-ranking Sony executives. However, I have no problem whatsoever taking potshots at fellow employees.




Soul Calibur III

Hey Matt,

I just read somewhere on the forum, that Soul Calibur 3 is exclusive for PS2. is it for real? Because I really like sc2 on the GC. Why is Namco doing that, when the GC version of Sc2 sold the best? And why is Nintendo doing nothing? So no Link, no Gannondorf in Sc3 GC? Stupid Namco!

c_k_i_t3

Matt responds: Strange as it sounds, this news appears to be true. For now, at least, Soul Calibur III seems to be a PlayStation 2 exclusive. My head spun when I first read that, and again when I confirmed it, because it frankly doesn't seem to make a whole lot of sense. I hope Sony is rewarding Namco with a fat, juicy paycheck to dismiss much stronger sales of the title on GameCube. My feeling at this point is that this is probably a time-stamped exclusive, meaning that Sony will get it for three or four months, and then Namco will bring it over to GameCube, Xbox (or Xenon). I think that's going to backfire in a big way, though, particularly where GameCube owners are concerned. The rule of thumb for Nintendo fans seems to be that if they don't get it first, or with some form of exclusivity, they don't want it at all.




Hmm

Hmmm... I don't know if anyone has thought about this but what if the Nintendo Revolution is revolutionary because it doesn't just allow developers to create games. Hmmm...

Matt responds: Hmm. What else would they create? Non-games? Hmm.



Wide Open

Matt can you recommend some good 16x9 games. I just bought a new television and can finally play them.

Matt responds: There are dozens of them. The latest is TimeSplitters: Future Perfect. It runs in both progressive scan and widescreen modes and looks beautiful. I would definitely recommend picking this game up. A lot of developers have this unfortunate habit of pushing a system so hard that the framerate suffers. Free Radical, meanwhile, knows its limits, and does its best to maintain a fluidity of 60 frames, even when its titles are running in progressive and widescreen. Plus, Future Perfect is simply a fun and great first-person shooter.



Meh

I read your response to the kid that was arguing about Samus and Master Cheif. Sure, he did sound nerdy and geeky, and he may never get a date, but what right do you have to judge him? Who are you to judge a geek, being the "nerdy" video game website editor that you are? Your job consists of making photoshop kangaroo pictures of Craig, scratching your butt, and playing video games. What credability do you have to insult that geek?

-Colin

BERJAYA Matt responds: Who better to judge geekdom than the very king of all geeks? You wrote it yourself: I am a man (allegedly) who gets paid to make various Kraig-a-roo mock-ups, scratch my butt, and play videogames. I believe this makes me the ultimate nerd, and therefore highly qualified to make such a call. Admittedly, there are hordes of EverQuest users who outrank me in the geek hierarchy. I can't compete with people that forego showers and accept eternal virginity so that they can raid a virtual village for eight hours a day, and I will not cease to point out that fact. It makes me feel just a little bit better about myself, and so I will cling to it as though it were a dangling ladder from a burning building. Still, that does not negate the fact that I am a supreme geek in my own right and perfectly capable of pointing out other, possibly bigger nerds.

Man, that was a really lame response to a really lame question. And you know what? You'll never get those 45 seconds back.




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