November 03

Bottom Shelf Video Review: Quatermass and the Pit
Five million years to Earth only to get stuck in the London Metro. The horror! The horror!

October 18

Bottom Shelf Video Review: Village of the Damned
Without warning, the inhabitants of certain small towns around the globe collapse. When they awake, the women are all mysteriously pregnant. The men folk get drunk. Typical.

August 20

Bottom Shelf Video Review: Dreamscape
Psychic assassins battle their way through the dreams of the president of the United States. This ain't Scanners.

July 23

Bottom Shelf Video Review: Simon
Imagine a bit of Altered States mixed with K-Pax, only in reverse, and it's a comedy and... I'll come in again.

March 08

Bottom Shelf Video Review: The King of Comedy
It's like 15 Minutes: The Early Years.

February 13

Bottom Shelf Video Review: Murder by Death and The Cheap Detective
DVD nearly killed the video star. But I'm feeling much better.

October 24

Bottom Shelf Video Review: Shatter
You got your kung-fu in my crime thriller! No, you got your crime thriller in my kung-fu!

September 23

Bottom Shelf Video Review: The Frighteners
Michael J. Fox ain't afraid of no ghosts.

June 27

Bottom Shelf Video Review: The Naked Runner
This week, it's The Ipcress Candidate. Or was that The Manchurian File?

June 13

Bottom Shelf Video Review: Last Night
Ask yourself, honestly, what would you do if you knew the world was coming to an end?

May 16

Bottom Shelf Video Review: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy – memories of the way she were.

April 25

Bottom Shelf Video Review: The Sentinel
She's seeing things running through her head (ow). Who can she call? No one!

March 07

Bottom Shelf Video Review: Brainstorm
Monkeys, dead actors, and early virtual reality.

February 21

Bottom Shelf Video Review: The Wicker Man
The Equalizer fails a case... rather badly.

February 14

Bottom Shelf Video Review: Crossroads
You can run, you can run. Tell my friend, boy Willie Brown.

January 24

Bottom Shelf Video Review: The Mouse That Roared
It's a movie about America at war that has nothing to do with WWII, Russia, or today's headlines.

December 06

Bottom Shelf Video Review: The Long Goodbye
He has two friends in the world. One is a cat. The other is a murderer.

November 22

Bottom Shelf Video Review: Howard the Duck
Before The Phantom Menace or Attack of the Clones, Lucas made a duck movie that was so far ahead of its time that everybody thought it came in last.

November 15

Bottom Shelf Video Review: Volcano High
You could call this the Korean Harry Potter, but you'd be wrong and possibly stupid.

October 11

Bottom Shelf Video Review: Prince of Darkness
Zombies? Yawn. Ancient evil from the dawn of time? Ho-hum. Donald Pleasence? AAAAAAAAH!

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